Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:13 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught (31 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:47 | Sno | TD | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| The Usual | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 12.5 | 111 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 11.5 | 34 |
| Rushes | 6 | 12 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.9 | 2.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 1 | 77 |
| Completions/Attempts | 1/5 | 6/12 |
| Yards/Pass | 0.2 | 6.4 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 2 |
| Yards per Punt | 65.5 | 42 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 4:11 | 10:49 |
| Passing |
| The Usual | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB QB X |
11 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 0.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
17 | 6 | 12 | 77 | 50 | 6.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The Usual | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Two-Ton Twenty-One |
4 | 4 | 11 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crash Test Dummy |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian To'o |
3 | 1 | -0.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Butterfingers McFly |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jamel Youngblood |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ghost Robot |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
11 | 8 | 21.5 | 2.7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
7 | 2 | 5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 2 | 7.5 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The Usual | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE I'mona Bender |
9 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Molotov Cocktease |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Butterfingers McFly |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jimminey Cricket |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KoB's Cliff Branch |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jack McCloud |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daron Hay |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jim Demaret |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
6 | 3 | 1 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Ethan Stewart |
6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
3 | 2 | 1 | 29 | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
1 | 1 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
11 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 8.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 1 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR God ​ |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The Usual | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 80 | 80 |
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 141 | 70.5 |
| Punting |
| The Usual | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Neymar jr |
2 | 131 | 65.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
2 | 84 | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The Usual | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
2 | 33.5 | 16.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Armold Palmer |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 32.5 | 16.3 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The Usual | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Trevor Immelman JMcD |
9 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Thulsa Doom |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT OT X |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Zero, the Avenging Henchman |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Mark O'Meara |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Storm Caruso |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G H.E.L.P.eR MOD-2 |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ian Woosnam |
11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Moe Norman |
17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
21 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
29 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Cary Middlecoff |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Master Billy Quizboy |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The Usual | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Lee Roy Jordan |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lieutenant Hitter |
9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
20 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Screamin' Banshee |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| TE I'mona Bender |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Zack Zona |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| DT Red Mantle & Dragoon |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Gogo Yubari |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bobby Bruce |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Perk 40 |
10 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Crazy Hooligan LB2 |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Triana Orpheus, Acolyte |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Staniel Le Deveur |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lieutenant Smasher |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hot Rod Woodson Jr |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Arizona Dirt Devil |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Hugo Hulkster |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Full House Herbert |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB KoB's Sidney Jones |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Sack Man Jr. Jr. |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Horton Smith |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB The Mighty Monarch |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Art Wall Jr. JMcD |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Bob Goalby |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Clubber Lang |
2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Craig Stadler |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ethan Ledbetter |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Max Homa |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jason Day |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Puff Ball |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Nick Price |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Snow Ball |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xander Schauffele |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The Usual | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Bobby Bruce |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Nikola Tesla |
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





