Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Spaghetti West 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 64 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (35 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darth Vader] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 46 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 47 | Jill McBain rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith up the left side [deflected by The Law] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:30 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle [deflected by Xavier Watts] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 38 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Aldo Giuffrè] | Replay |
| The Mob 12:20 | ||||
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Stay Free (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 26 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Patrick O'Connell (Hurdle)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Geralt of Rivia (Power Through)] to the right (35 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stay Free] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Billy Riggs rush [missed tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 27.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Aldo Giuffrè (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson] (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 6.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:42 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 8:42 | ||||
| 8:42 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 65 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (36.5 yd return) [tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay | ||
| 8:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Giovanni Gasparo up the left side intercepted by Xavier Watts (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Giovanni Gasparo] | Replay |
| The Mob 8:33 | ||||
| 8:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Cheyenne West (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belmont Stakes] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (29.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dalton Bees] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Patrick O'Connell] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome Baker] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 17 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 5:54 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 5:54 | ||||
| 5:54 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (20 yd return) [tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] | Replay | ||
| 5:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Ty Robinson (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:45 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 37.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Darth Vader (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Micah McFadden] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle intercepted by Deep Weak Half [TD] (56 yd return) | Replay |
| The Mob 3:52 | ||||
| 3:52 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 3:52 | ||||
| 3:52 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 74 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jill McBain rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Jill McBain over the middle, thrown low [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:16 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle [deflected by Xavier Watts] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 48 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (16 yd return) [tackle: Jerome Baker] | Replay |
| The Mob 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 48.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Ohj Howard up the left side [deflected by Sondra Locke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 48.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Cheyenne West (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Judge Fenton] [missed diving tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB (Hurdle)] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diego SW] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 35 | Quinn Ewers sacked by Julius McClure (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 41 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 4th & 4 | OPP 36 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery, hurried by Julius McClure, over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damien Easley] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington up the left side, caught (29 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:18 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 79 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW bad pass to Giovanni Gasparo up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Falco Grigio rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson] [missed tackle: Kid Cudi (Power Through)] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 4th & 2 | OWN 28 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 44 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jerome Baker] | Replay |
| The Mob 13:14 | ||||
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Judge Fenton (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Cheyenne West (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] [TD] to the left (62 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] (42.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay | ||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Darth Vader] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama (Power Through)] (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey over the middle, thrown low intercepted by Deep Strong Half (1 yd return) [tackle: Sadiq “ Duck” Bey] | Replay |
| The Mob 10:44 | ||||
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Spin)] [TD] to the right (76 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:30 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed diving tackle: Jeffery James] (37 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay | ||
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 46.5 | Jill McBain rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Sweat Tea (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 43 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 42.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 4th & inches | OPP 41 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Sweat Tea] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB [missed tackle: Darth Vader (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:38 | 4th & 15 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 44.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| The Mob 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Billy Riggs rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stay Free] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 49.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught [TD] (46.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:14 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 65 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] (31 yd return) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay | ||
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Strong Half [deflected by Deep Strong Half] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Deep Strong Half] (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Blondie SW pass to Jill McBain over the middle [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Billy Ruggs (Hurdle)] [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:44 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, missed | Replay | ||
| The Mob 1:44 | ||||
| 1:44 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 72 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (30 yd return) [diving tackle: Diego SW] | Replay | ||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington, hurried by Aldo Giuffrè, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the right side, caught, knocked loose by English Bob [deflected by English Bob] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose up the right side intercepted by Aldo Giuffrè (0 yd return) [diving tackle: The Swimming Moose] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 1:00 | ||||
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 45.5 | Blondie SW pass to Giovanni Gasparo over the middle [deflected by Xavier Watts] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 45.5 | Jill McBain rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jason Jackson [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| The Mob 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 69 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (33 yd return) [diving tackle: Bill Carson] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (66 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:44 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 14:44 | ||||
| 14:44 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 74 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pass to Jill McBain, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Deep Weak Half (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Darth Vader] to the left (43 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 13:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 19.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:11 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 19.5 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith over the middle intercepted by Kid Cudi (0 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Smith] | Replay |
| The Mob 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Billy Riggs rush [missed tackle: Urine Trouble (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Dalton Bees] to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & inches | OWN 19.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] [missed tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB (Power Through)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Patrick O'Connell] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 26 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 27 | Quinn Ewers pass to Ohj Howard up the left side [deflected by Aldo Giuffrè] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 4th & 4 | OWN 27 | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Damien Easley] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: English Bob] [TD] to the right (67.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:12 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 9:12 | ||||
| 9:12 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 74 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & inches | OWN 30 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: Pwned Sapp (Hurdle)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 37 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 46.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Blondie SW pass to Giovanni Gasparo up the left side, caught (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Xavier Watts (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:56 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, blocked by Deep Weak Half, missed | Replay | ||
| The Mob 3:56 | ||||
| 3:56 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 66 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (36.5 yd return) [tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay | ||
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (27.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (no gain) [tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Urine Trouble (Spin)] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sondra Locke] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Billy Riggs rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 18.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Little Bill] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:52 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 0:52 | ||||
| 0:52 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (24 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] | Replay | ||
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Sister Sara, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle intercepted by Micah McFadden (0 yd return) [tackle: Sister Sara] | Replay |
| The Mob 0:45 | ||||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Billy Riggs rush [TD] to the right (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:37 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay | ||
| 0:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed diving tackle: Xavier Watts (Hurdle)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 19.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & inches | OWN 29 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 41 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Micah McFadden] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 42.5 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith up the left side, caught (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road, hurried by Pwned Tuimoloau, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 31.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 3rd & inches | OPP 27.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW pass to Jill McBain over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle [deflected by Demon Wembanyama] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW bad pass to Rail Road, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle [deflected by Charles Bassey] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:45 | 4th & 10 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| The Mob 9:41 | ||||
| 9:41 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:26 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 9:26 | ||||
| 9:26 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 66 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay | ||
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 31.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweat Tea] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 41 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW bad pass to Jill McBain over the middle [deflected by Good Luck Chuck] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Weak Half [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith over the middle intercepted by Kid Cudi (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Smith] | Replay |
| The Mob 7:50 | ||||
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Judge Fenton (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Patrick O'Connell (Power Through)] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:15 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 64 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto[Big Hit forced fumble: wanna- be GUNNER], fumbled , recovered by KPs Blocking you (1 yd return) [tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay | ||
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW bad pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 45 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: Kid Cudi (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & inches | OWN 49 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 41.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 41 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Weak Half [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:45 | 4th & 2 | OPP 41 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain, hurried by Sweat Tea, to the right side [deflected by Sweat Tea] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 16 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 15.5 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Falco Grigio rush [missed tackle: Sweet Tea (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:58 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, missed | Replay | ||
| The Mob 1:58 | ||||
| 1:58 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 79 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [TD] (109.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 1:46 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 66 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (19 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 32.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | False start penalty committed by Ramon Rojo | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 15 | OWN 28.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Good Luck Chuck (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 21 | OWN 22.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 30.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Ty Robinson (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:24 | 4th & 17.5 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| The Mob 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:13 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (27.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay | ||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |