Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| The Mob 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington up the left side, caught (29 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:18 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 79 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW bad pass to Giovanni Gasparo up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Falco Grigio rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson] [missed tackle: Kid Cudi (Power Through)] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 4th & 2 | OWN 28 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 44 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jerome Baker] | Replay |
| The Mob 13:14 | ||||
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Judge Fenton (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Cheyenne West (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] [TD] to the left (62 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] (42.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay | ||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Darth Vader] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama (Power Through)] (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey over the middle, thrown low intercepted by Deep Strong Half (1 yd return) [tackle: Sadiq “ Duck” Bey] | Replay |
| The Mob 10:44 | ||||
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Spin)] [TD] to the right (76 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:30 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed diving tackle: Jeffery James] (37 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay | ||
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 46.5 | Jill McBain rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Sweat Tea (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 43 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 42.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 4th & inches | OPP 41 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Sweat Tea] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB [missed tackle: Darth Vader (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW bad pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:38 | 4th & 15 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 44.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| The Mob 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Billy Riggs rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stay Free] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 49.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught [TD] (46.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:14 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 65 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: wanna- be GUNNER] (31 yd return) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay | ||
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Strong Half [deflected by Deep Strong Half] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Deep Strong Half] (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Blondie SW pass to Jill McBain over the middle [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Billy Ruggs (Hurdle)] [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:44 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, missed | Replay | ||
| The Mob 1:44 | ||||
| 1:44 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 72 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (30 yd return) [diving tackle: Diego SW] | Replay | ||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington, hurried by Aldo Giuffrè, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the right side, caught, knocked loose by English Bob [deflected by English Bob] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose up the right side intercepted by Aldo Giuffrè (0 yd return) [diving tackle: The Swimming Moose] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 1:00 | ||||
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 45.5 | Blondie SW pass to Giovanni Gasparo over the middle [deflected by Xavier Watts] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 45.5 | Jill McBain rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jason Jackson [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete) | Replay |





