Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Spaghetti West 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & inches | OWN 29 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 41 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Micah McFadden] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 42.5 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith up the left side, caught (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road, hurried by Pwned Tuimoloau, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 31.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 3rd & inches | OPP 27.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW pass to Jill McBain over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle [deflected by Demon Wembanyama] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 14 | Blondie SW bad pass to Rail Road, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle [deflected by Charles Bassey] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:45 | 4th & 10 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| The Mob 9:41 | ||||
| 9:41 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:26 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 9:26 | ||||
| 9:26 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 66 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay | ||
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 31.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweat Tea] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 41 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW bad pass to Jill McBain over the middle [deflected by Good Luck Chuck] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Weak Half [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to Ethan Smith over the middle intercepted by Kid Cudi (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Smith] | Replay |
| The Mob 7:50 | ||||
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Judge Fenton (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Patrick O'Connell (Power Through)] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:15 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 64 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto[Big Hit forced fumble: wanna- be GUNNER], fumbled , recovered by KPs Blocking you (1 yd return) [tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay | ||
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW bad pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 45 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: Kid Cudi (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & inches | OWN 49 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB, hurried by Kyle Portis, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 41.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 41 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Deep Weak Half [deflected by Deep Weak Half] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:45 | 4th & 2 | OPP 41 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain, hurried by Sweat Tea, to the right side [deflected by Sweat Tea] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 16 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 15.5 | Falco Grigio rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Bassey] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Falco Grigio rush [missed tackle: Sweet Tea (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:58 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, missed | Replay | ||
| The Mob 1:58 | ||||
| 1:58 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 79 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [TD] (109.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 1:46 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 66 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (19 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 32.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | False start penalty committed by Ramon Rojo | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 15 | OWN 28.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Good Luck Chuck (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 21 | OWN 22.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 30.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Ty Robinson (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:24 | 4th & 17.5 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW sacked by Darth Vader (5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| The Mob 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:13 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (27.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay | ||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |