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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 8:47 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:58 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:02 | The | TD | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle intercepted by Deep Weak Half [TD] (56 yd return); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 14:23 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Iysean Jukington up the left side, caught (29 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 13:14 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Judge Fenton (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Cheyenne West (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP] [TD] to the left (62 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:44 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Spin)] [TD] to the right (76 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:20 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught [TD] (46.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:50 | Spaghetti | TD | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Billy Ruggs (Hurdle)] [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 14:56 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (66 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:25 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: English Bob] [TD] to the right (67.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:59 | Spaghetti | TD | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:55 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:45 | The | TD | Billy Riggs rush [TD] to the right (30 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 9:45 | Spaghetti | FG | 31 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| 9:41 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (80 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:19 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Jedi Gungi up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:01 | Spaghetti | TD | Falco Grigio rush [missed tackle: Sweet Tea (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:58 | The | TD | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 79 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [TD] (109.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:21 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [TD] to the left (20.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| The | Spaghetti | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 807.5 | 478 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 540 | 96.5 |
| Rushes | 29 | 46 |
| Yards/Rush | 18.6 | 2.1 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 267.5 | 381.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 17/21 | 41/69 |
| Yards/Pass | 12.7 | 5.5 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 7 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 6 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 38.5 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 24:51 | 35:09 |
| Passing |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Quinn Ewers |
45 | 17 | 21 | 267.5 | 81 | 12.7 | 2 | 1 | -6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| QB Cam Newton |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
106 | 41 | 69 | 381.5 | 59.4 | 5.5 | 21 | 7 | -36.5 | 10 | 2 | 6 | 2 |
| QB Falco Grigio |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Billy Riggs |
28 | 23 | 532.5 | 23.2 | 7 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kaden Feagin |
9 | 5 | 13.5 | 2.7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Quinn Ewers |
45 | 1 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Turtle Toes |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Swimming Moose |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aidan Laughery |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Thorny Devil |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Russian Blahkka |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mobile Melon |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jill McBain |
42 | 22 | 84.5 | 3.8 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
33 | 9 | 25.5 | 2.8 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Falco Grigio |
10 | 8 | 23 | 2.9 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Blondie SW |
106 | 7 | -36.5 | -5.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Jedi Gungi |
25 | 5 | 5 | 44.5 | 8.9 | 0.1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Xavier Worthy |
25 | 4 | 3 | 70 | 23.3 | 7.3 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Charles 'Lucky' Luciano |
29 | 3 | 3 | 41 | 13.7 | 0.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aidan Laughery |
10 | 3 | 3 | 29.5 | 9.8 | 4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Iysean Jukington |
13 | 3 | 3 | 82.5 | 27.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ohj Howard |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Swimming Moose |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Safety Smasher |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Corner Cruncher |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dual Toxocyst |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Terrell Owens |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daniel Campbell |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay McKinley Novacek |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Jill McBain |
42 | 15 | 9 | 78 | 8.7 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Rail Road |
51 | 13 | 10 | 69 | 6.9 | 2.3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
33 | 11 | 9 | 54.5 | 6.1 | 5.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
39 | 9 | 7 | 65.5 | 9.4 | 4.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ethan Smith |
56 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
49 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni Gasparo |
22 | 4 | 1 | 32.5 | 32.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
26 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
66 | 3 | 1 | 21.5 | 21.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
25 | 3 | 2 | 29.5 | 14.8 | 7.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
54 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Larry Mize |
56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Joseph Bonanno |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 15 | 15 | 16 | 4 | 1,114 | 69.6 |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 366 | 73.2 |
| Punting |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P John Dillinger |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
4 | 154 | 38.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Turtle Toes |
4 | 209 | 52.3 | 1 | 3 | 38.5 | 12.8 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
11 | 313.5 | 28.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Guard Pulling |
47 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pulling Guard |
38 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Corner Cruncher |
39 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daniel Campbell |
35 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C The Line General |
72 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Safety Smasher |
36 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Julius Rock |
43 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay McKinley Novacek |
35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Force Brute |
45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Brute Force |
39 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Uncle Phil |
47 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mobile Melon |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Ten Bears |
62 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
87 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT strong VENOM |
95 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
64 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Larry Mize |
56 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
92 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
67 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
55 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
109 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Blondie SW |
106 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
85 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
| C John Vernon |
55 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Jason Jackson |
76 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 17 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| FS Deep Weak Half |
62 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 56 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Deep Weak Half |
62 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Deep Strong Half |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Xavier Watts |
82 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| DE Ty Robinson |
116 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Charles Bassey |
70 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Billy Ruggs |
61 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| CB Demon Wembanyama |
85 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| CB Darth Vader |
65 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 16.5 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 2 |
| SS wanna- be GUNNER |
20 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jeffery James |
51 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kyle Portis |
61 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 |
| DT Sweet Tea |
11 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Pwned Tuimoloau |
61 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Kid Cudi |
80 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sweat Tea |
36 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Deep Strong Half |
86 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB The Law |
74 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Micah McFadden |
77 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 |
| HB The Swimming Moose |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Cole Lynch |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Good Luck Chuck |
79 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Juwan Stout |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pwned Sapp |
53 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS English Bob |
29 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Jerome Baker |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
12 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
22 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Damien Easley |
24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| WR Ethan Smith |
56 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Stay Free |
30 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Quincy Hogue EXP |
52 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
41 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
22 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
46 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nick Knockerman |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
66 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Little Bill |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Patrick O'Connell |
36 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
51 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
49 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GIANCARLO STANTON LB |
29 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Cheyenne West |
20 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| LB Dashawn Jameson |
23 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Belmont Stakes |
38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
34 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| K Bill Carson |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni Gasparo |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dalton Bees |
38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Urine Trouble |
17 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS wanna- be GUNNER |
20 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kyle Portis |
16 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jeffery James |
20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Deep Weak Half |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Billy Ruggs |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Cole Lynch |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Pwned Tuimoloau |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Jerome Baker |
24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Bill Carson |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 |





