Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 10:23 | Capital | FG | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Mork From,ork, made [FG] | Replay |
| 6:39 | Spaghetti | TD | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:01 | Spaghetti | TD | 'Money' Hunter bad pass to Kenny Katchitt over the middle intercepted by Sondra Locke [TD] (54 yd return); Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:57 | Capital | TD | 'Money' Hunter pass to Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails up the right side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Spaghetti | Capital | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 85 | 139 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 28 | 34.5 |
| Rushes | 9 | 10 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.1 | 3.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 57 | 104.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 4/5 | 9/16 |
| Yards/Pass | 11.4 | 6.5 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 5:53 | 9:07 |
| Passing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
12 | 4 | 5 | 57 | 80 | 11.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB 'Money' Hunter |
19 | 9 | 16 | 104.5 | 56.3 | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Wild Goose |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
7 | 4 | 19.5 | 4.9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Blondie SW |
12 | 3 | -3 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
8 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
2 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mathew Shook |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Brando Wol |
5 | 5 | 16 | 3.2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Zeke Andy Stroy |
6 | 3 | 17 | 5.7 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dominque Dawson |
7 | 2 | 1.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Willy Hold On |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Jill McBain |
8 | 2 | 2 | 18.5 | 9.3 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Captain Wilson |
8 | 1 | 1 | 31.5 | 31.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
6 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR J. Jonah Jameson |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blind Willy McTell |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Kenny Katchitt |
9 | 6 | 4 | 43 | 10.8 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR West of Somewhere in the Blue |
3 | 3 | 2 | 33.5 | 16.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails |
17 | 2 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Evan “Duck” Stewart |
11 | 1 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Willy Hold On |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Grackle TE combo |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Puffin' Pete Porter |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Brick Wall Williams |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Steve |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barn Door Brown |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 151 | 75.5 |
| Capital | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mork From,ork |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 139 | 69.5 |
| Punting |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Al Bundy |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
1 | 36.5 | 36.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Guy Valenzuela |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Colton Rucker |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE DE Breaker |
11 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Malicious Intent |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Tons of Anarchy |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G 15 Yards but Worth It |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Clear and Present Danger |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Appetite for Destruction |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Roughing the Nose Tackle |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cold as Ice |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Blunt Force Trauma |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Anger Management |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Aaron “Duck” Flowers |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ned Logan |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Graham Hoover |
14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Cheyenne West |
17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
14 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Lucas McCain |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
17 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KPs dot |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Peyton “Duck” Woodyard |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dorian “Duck” Brew |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS English Bob |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Fix Me |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dick Sapp |
9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jamie Bottoms |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Little Bill |
19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Dum Dum |
11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Halley |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Khalil Kaos |
13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jalen Judge |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Leonard Law |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Grackle FS |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Micah Mayhem |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT What For |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jordan “Duck” Burch |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Frederick Fury |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Dwayne Wilson |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jon ? He be Good |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sam Adams |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Maskelyne |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Grackle CB zone |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Hands Up |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Roquan Rampage |
6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grackle SS |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfendale |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB KPs dot |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





