Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 4:34 | Capital | TD | 'Money' Hunter pitch to Dominque Dawson [missed diving tackle: Aldo Giuffrè (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Little Bill (Power Through)] to the left (7 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Mork From,ork, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:29 | Spaghetti | TD | Kickoff by Mork From,ork, 73 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: Frederick Fury] [TD] (103.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Spaghetti | Capital | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 57 | 78 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 19 | 58 |
| Rushes | 3 | 18 |
| Yards/Rush | 6.3 | 3.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 38 | 20 |
| Completions/Attempts | 4/6 | 3/3 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.3 | 6.7 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 46 | 43 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 4:30 | 10:30 |
| Passing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
7 | 4 | 6 | 38 | 66.7 | 6.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB 'Money' Hunter |
8 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 100 | 6.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
3 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
4 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mathew Shook |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Brando Wol |
8 | 8 | 18 | 2.3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Zeke Andy Stroy |
6 | 5 | 22 | 4.4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
13 | 3 | 8 | 2.7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dominque Dawson |
5 | 2 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Rail Road |
3 | 2 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Mathew Shook |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
4 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR J. Jonah Jameson |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blind Willy McTell |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR West of Somewhere in the Blue |
3 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 6.7 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Grackle TE combo |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Brick Wall Williams |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Steve |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Puffin' Pete Porter |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barn Door Brown |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Evan “Duck” Stewart |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 63 | 63 |
| Capital | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mork From,ork |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 141 | 70.5 |
| Punting |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
1 | 46 | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Al Bundy |
1 | 43 | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
2 | 120 | 60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
1 | 22.5 | 22.5 | 0 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
11 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Colton Rucker |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G 15 Yards but Worth It |
13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Tons of Anarchy |
13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Clear and Present Danger |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Blunt Force Trauma |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Appetite for Destruction |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cold as Ice |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Anger Management |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Malicious Intent |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Roughing the Nose Tackle |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Cheyenne West |
12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
14 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Ned Logan |
17 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DT Dick Sapp |
9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dorian “Duck” Brew |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Graham Hoover |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Peyton “Duck” Woodyard |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Aaron “Duck” Flowers |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lucas McCain |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS English Bob |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fix Me |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jamie Bottoms |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Little Bill |
17 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Diego SW |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB KPs dot |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Frederick Fury |
9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jalen Judge |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jon ? He be Good |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Leonard Law |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Grackle SS |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfendale |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Halley |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT What For |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jordan “Duck” Burch |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Khalil Kaos |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dwayne Wilson |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sam Adams |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Maskelyne |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Grackle FS |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Grackle CB zone |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Micah Mayhem |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hands Up |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roquan Rampage |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dum Dum |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Ned Logan |
2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Jalen Judge |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





