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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Spaghetti | Capital | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 68.5 | 58 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 19.5 | 41.5 |
| Rushes | 4 | 13 |
| Yards/Rush | 4.9 | 3.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 49 | 16.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 7/17 | 2/3 |
| Yards/Pass | 2.9 | 5.5 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 46 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 7:11 | 7:49 |
| Passing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
19 | 7 | 17 | 49 | 41.2 | 2.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB 'Money' Hunter |
5 | 2 | 3 | 16.5 | 66.7 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
2 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
5 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
7 | 1 | -0.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mathew Shook |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Brando Wol |
6 | 6 | 21.5 | 3.6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Zeke Andy Stroy |
5 | 5 | 16 | 3.2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
11 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dominque Dawson |
2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Blind Willy McTell |
7 | 4 | 3 | 20.5 | 6.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Sister Sara |
12 | 4 | 2 | 13.5 | 6.8 | 2.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
15 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR J. Jonah Jameson |
3 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR West of Somewhere in the Blue |
4 | 3 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Grackle TE combo |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Brick Wall Williams |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Steve |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Puffin' Pete Porter |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barn Door Brown |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Evan “Duck” Stewart |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 75 |
| Capital | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mork From,ork |
0 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| Capital | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Al Bundy |
1 | 46 | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 0 |
| Capital | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| Offensive Line |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
15 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Colton Rucker |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE DE Breaker |
12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Malicious Intent |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G 15 Yards but Worth It |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB 'Money' Hunter |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cold as Ice |
6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Tons of Anarchy |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Clear and Present Danger |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Appetite for Destruction |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Roughing the Nose Tackle |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Blunt Force Trauma |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Anger Management |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Cheyenne West |
10 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Ned Logan |
13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS English Bob |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Dick Sapp |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Graham Hoover |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Aaron “Duck” Flowers |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dorian “Duck” Brew |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lucas McCain |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fix Me |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jamie Bottoms |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Little Bill |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KPs dot |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Peyton “Duck” Woodyard |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blind Willy McTell |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Khalil Kaos |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dwayne Wilson |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roquan Rampage |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Frederick Fury |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jon ? He be Good |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leonard Law |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Grackle FS |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Grackle CB zone |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Micah Mayhem |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Halley |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT What For |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jordan “Duck” Burch |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Jalen Judge |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Sam Adams |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Maskelyne |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Hands Up |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| SS Grackle SS |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfendale |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Dum Dum |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Special Teams |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|
| Capital | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Grackle FS |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





