Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 8:05 | Spaghetti | TD | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the right side, caught (33.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:56 | Capital | FG | 51 yd field goal attempted by Mork From,ork, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Spaghetti | Capital | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 90 | 66.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 25.5 | 40.5 |
| Rushes | 5 | 15 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.1 | 2.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 64.5 | 26 |
| Completions/Attempts | 4/7 | 4/5 |
| Yards/Pass | 9.2 | 5.2 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 42.5 | 53 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 4:21 | 10:39 |
| Passing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
11 | 4 | 7 | 64.5 | 57.1 | 9.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB 'Money' Hunter |
11 | 3 | 4 | 18.5 | 75 | 4.6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
9 | 1 | 1 | 7.5 | 100 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
5 | 2 | 4.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
4 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Fran tartank DuHaLsKi |
1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mathew Shook |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Rail Road |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Dominque Dawson |
10 | 6 | 9 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Zeke Andy Stroy |
4 | 4 | 11 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wild Goose |
9 | 3 | 10 | 3.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brando Wol |
4 | 2 | 10.5 | 5.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Willy Hold On |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR J. Jonah Jameson |
1 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Sister Sara |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
4 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 21 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
10 | 1 | 1 | 33.5 | 33.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sadiq “ Duck” Bey |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blind Willy McTell |
5 | 1 | 1 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR West of Somewhere in the Blue |
5 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Evan “Duck” Stewart |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Grackle TE combo |
5 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
3 | 1 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Brick Wall Williams |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Steve |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Puffin' Pete Porter |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barn Door Brown |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 62 | 62 |
| Capital | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mork From,ork |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 72 | 72 |
| Punting |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
2 | 85 | 42.5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Al Bundy |
1 | 53 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 33.5 | 33.5 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 |
| Capital | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
1 | 26.5 | 26.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Guy Valenzuela |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Colton Rucker |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE DE Breaker |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Appetite for Destruction |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Malicious Intent |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G 15 Yards but Worth It |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hanson Brother Dave |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Clear and Present Danger |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cold as Ice |
11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Anger Management |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Roughing the Nose Tackle |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Blunt Force Trauma |
12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| G Tons of Anarchy |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Cheyenne West |
13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad |
12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| SS English Bob |
11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dick Sapp |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Graham Hoover |
9 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lucas McCain |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ned Logan |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DT Father Pablo |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Aaron “Duck” Flowers |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dorian “Duck” Brew |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fix Me |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Jamie Bottoms |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Little Bill |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| FS Diego SW |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KPs dot |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Peyton “Duck” Woodyard |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Roquan Rampage |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leonard Law |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT What For |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Frederick Fury |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Khalil Kaos |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jon ? He be Good |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Grackle CB zone |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Halley |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jordan “Duck” Burch |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jalen Judge |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Dwayne Wilson |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sam Adams |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Maskelyne |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Grackle FS |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Micah Mayhem |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Hands Up |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grackle SS |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfendale |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Dum Dum |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Special Teams |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Lucas McCain |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Henry Havoc |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





