Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Celebrex Tepadina] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed tackle: Celebrex Tepadina] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 26 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Taylor [deflected by Jawn CB-Taylor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:50 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Mr Natural, 62 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard[Monster Hit forced fumble: D Day], fumbled , recovered by Jawn RecTE2 (0 yd return) [tackle: Titty Twister] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Roc Your Socs Jr] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:56 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1 up the right side, caught [TD] (75 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:47 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 12:47 | ||||
| 12:47 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 71 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (32 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn SS-Allen] | Replay | ||
| 12:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown (Spin)] (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 37 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed diving tackle: philly SPECIAL (Spin)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 34.5 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: philly SPECIAL] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 9:04 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 73 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (19.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe [missed diving tackle: Ahmad Dobbs (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Demetrius Wilkes (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Forcing Fumbles] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 20 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to Kanker Sor to the right (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Moshe Hoff] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Jawn Cunningham rush to the left (8 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 47 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe[Monster Hit forced fumble: Roc Your Socs Jr], fumbled , recovered by Another One (0 yd return) [tackle: SheThem WR88] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 7:14 | ||||
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Kirkland] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 31 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 30 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nick Breakerman] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side intercepted by KoB's Byron Murphy (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Short Stuff] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:42 | ||||
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] [missed tackle: Moshe Hoff (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 17 | Jawn Cunningham rush [TD] to the left (83 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:46 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 3:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the left side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:26 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:26 | ||||
| 1:26 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 68 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (21 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin your Sister (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Mr. INT] to the right (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe [missed diving tackle: Sterling Rollins (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (62 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:38 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 70 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 0:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Trotter] | Replay |