Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 12 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught [TD] (12 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:56 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 69 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Kelsey Gamble (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 23 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn FB2 over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr. INT] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Kanker Sor rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Stuffin your Sister] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Titty Twister] [missed diving tackle: Moshe Hoff (Power Through)] to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Armando Snell] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Kelsey Gamble] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to SheThem WR88 up the right side intercepted by Deangelo Payton (0 yd return) [tackle: SheThem WR88] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 11:00 | ||||
| 11:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DE-Sweat] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught, knocked loose by philly SPECIAL [deflected by philly SPECIAL] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 16.5 | Punt by Mr Natural, 62 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (6.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:47 | ||||
| 9:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 37 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Deangelo Payton (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (63 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:01 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 77 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Catches over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Brown [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ronnie Lottahits] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 43.5 | Perfect PK pitch to Stork Storkman to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 44 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SS-lewis [deflected by Jawn SS-lewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:46 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Bradham] | Replay |
| 5:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed diving tackle: Silas Pennington (Spin)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 29 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka up the right side, caught [TD] (16.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:10 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:10 | ||||
| 4:10 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 68 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (18 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 4:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Darrius Beasley (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Ahmad Dobbs] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin your Sister (Hurdle)] to the right (52 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dewayne Moss] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to SheThem WR01 up the left side, caught (25 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:38 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 2:38 | ||||
| 2:38 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (44.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kicker Kicking] | Replay | ||
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns, hurried by Jawn DT-Carter, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (28.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SS-lewis] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Taylor [deflected by Jawn CB-Taylor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to Slot Machine over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Texas Tech Red Raiders | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can over the middle intercepted by Mimic Chaz Woodson, 0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:49 | ||||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side, caught, knocked loose by 0 Receptions Allowed [deflected by 0 Receptions Allowed] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle intercepted by Armando Snell (2 yd return) [tackle: Jawn WR3] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 1:39 | ||||
| 1:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Catches over the middle, caught [TD] (26 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:35 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:35 | ||||
| 1:35 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 69 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (27 yd return) [tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 31 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida, hurried by Kissing Grey, up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 35.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1 over the middle intercepted by Deangelo Payton (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn WR1] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | 57 yd field goal attempted by Robert Hoover, missed | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:07 | ||||
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side [deflected by 0 Receptions Allowed] (incomplete) | Replay |