Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 78 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (25 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: D Day] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 19 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1, hurried by Kissing Grey, up the right side intercepted by Dewayne Moss (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn WR1] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 23.5 | Perfect PK pass to Slot Machine, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: philly SPECIAL] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & inches | OPP 18 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DT-Carter] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! up the right side [deflected by Jawn LB-Bradham] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK sacked by Celebrex Tepadina (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:26 | 3rd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught [TD] (18.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:23 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 11:23 | ||||
| 11:23 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 75 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard [TD] (105 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 11:10 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 11:10 | ||||
| 11:10 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 77 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ronnie Lottahits [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 4th & 9 | OWN 21 | Punt by Mr Natural, 58 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (fair catch) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:43 | ||||
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Demetrius Wilkes [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle [deflected by Mr. INT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:55 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Punter Punting, 34 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Jawn DT-Davis] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 36.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Olyana † [deflected by Olyana †] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:36 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 36.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert Hoover, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:58 | ||||
| 6:58 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 78 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (20.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed tackle: Darrius Beasley] to the right (60 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Demetrius Wilkes [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle [deflected by Armando Snell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle [deflected by Darrius Beasley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 10 | OPP 15.5 | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [FG] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (21 yd return) [tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (38 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 21 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Breakerman] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 19 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:21 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 75 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (21.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay | ||
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to Kanker Sor [missed tackle: Forcing Fumbles (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn FB2 over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 17.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT, hurried by Stuffin Your Dad, over the middle [deflected by Titty Twister] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:12 | 4th & 9 | OWN 17.5 | Punt by Punter Punting, 32 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 1:05 | ||||
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SS-lewis [deflected by Jawn SS-lewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Brown [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 4th & 10 | OPP 49 | Punt by Mr Natural, 39 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard[forced fumble: D Day], fumbled , recovered by Bluto Blutarsky (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Mimic Newhouse] | Replay |
| 0:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK sacked by Mimic Brown (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 22.5 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 12 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught [TD] (12 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:56 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 69 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Kelsey Gamble (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 23 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn FB2 over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr. INT] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Kanker Sor rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Stuffin your Sister] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Titty Twister] [missed diving tackle: Moshe Hoff (Power Through)] to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Armando Snell] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Kelsey Gamble] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to SheThem WR88 up the right side intercepted by Deangelo Payton (0 yd return) [tackle: SheThem WR88] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 11:00 | ||||
| 11:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DE-Sweat] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught, knocked loose by philly SPECIAL [deflected by philly SPECIAL] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 16.5 | Punt by Mr Natural, 62 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (6.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:47 | ||||
| 9:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 37 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Deangelo Payton (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (63 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:01 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 77 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Catches over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Brown [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ronnie Lottahits] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 43.5 | Perfect PK pitch to Stork Storkman to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 44 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SS-lewis [deflected by Jawn SS-lewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:46 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Bradham] | Replay |
| 5:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed diving tackle: Silas Pennington (Spin)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 29 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka up the right side, caught [TD] (16.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:10 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:10 | ||||
| 4:10 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 68 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (18 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 4:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Darrius Beasley (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Ahmad Dobbs] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin your Sister (Hurdle)] to the right (52 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dewayne Moss] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to SheThem WR01 up the left side, caught (25 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:38 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 2:38 | ||||
| 2:38 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (44.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kicker Kicking] | Replay | ||
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns, hurried by Jawn DT-Carter, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (28.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SS-lewis] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Taylor [deflected by Jawn CB-Taylor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to Slot Machine over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Texas Tech Red Raiders | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can over the middle intercepted by Mimic Chaz Woodson, 0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:49 | ||||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side, caught, knocked loose by 0 Receptions Allowed [deflected by 0 Receptions Allowed] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle intercepted by Armando Snell (2 yd return) [tackle: Jawn WR3] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 1:39 | ||||
| 1:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Catches over the middle, caught [TD] (26 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:35 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:35 | ||||
| 1:35 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 69 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (27 yd return) [tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 31 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida, hurried by Kissing Grey, up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 35.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1 over the middle intercepted by Deangelo Payton (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn WR1] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | 57 yd field goal attempted by Robert Hoover, missed | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:07 | ||||
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side [deflected by 0 Receptions Allowed] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Celebrex Tepadina] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed tackle: Celebrex Tepadina] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 26 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Taylor [deflected by Jawn CB-Taylor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:50 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Mr Natural, 62 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard[Monster Hit forced fumble: D Day], fumbled , recovered by Jawn RecTE2 (0 yd return) [tackle: Titty Twister] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Roc Your Socs Jr] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:56 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 25 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1 up the right side, caught [TD] (75 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:47 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 12:47 | ||||
| 12:47 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 71 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (32 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn SS-Allen] | Replay | ||
| 12:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown (Spin)] (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 37 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt [missed diving tackle: philly SPECIAL (Spin)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 34.5 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: philly SPECIAL] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 9:04 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 73 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (19.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe [missed diving tackle: Ahmad Dobbs (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Demetrius Wilkes (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Forcing Fumbles] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 20 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to Kanker Sor to the right (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Moshe Hoff] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Jawn Cunningham rush to the left (8 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 47 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe[Monster Hit forced fumble: Roc Your Socs Jr], fumbled , recovered by Another One (0 yd return) [tackle: SheThem WR88] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 7:14 | ||||
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Perfect PK pass to Durka Durka up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Kirkland] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 31 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 30 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nick Breakerman] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side intercepted by KoB's Byron Murphy (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Short Stuff] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:42 | ||||
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush [missed diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] [missed tackle: Moshe Hoff (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 17 | Jawn Cunningham rush [TD] to the left (83 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:46 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 3:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the left side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:26 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:26 | ||||
| 1:26 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 68 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (21 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed diving tackle: Stuffin your Sister (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Mr. INT] to the right (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe [missed diving tackle: Sterling Rollins (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (62 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:38 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 70 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 0:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Trotter] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Edwards] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Stork Storkman rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DT-Davis] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 39 | Perfect PK pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Stork Storkman rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DT-Davis] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ronnie Lottahits [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 19 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Catches up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Celebrex Tepadina] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 10.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:04 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 67 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 9:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Brother] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle [deflected by Darrius Beasley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle, caught (27.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deangelo Payton] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe [missed diving tackle: Demetrius Wilkes (Hurdle)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Dewayne Moss] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Moshe Hoff] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Demetrius Wilkes [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:48 | 3rd & G | OPP 7 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR3, hurried by Titty Twister, over the middle, caught [TD] (7 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:44 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 5:44 | ||||
| 5:44 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 82.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle [deflected by Jawn SS-lewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Punt by Mr Natural, 64 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Kanker Sor rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn BWR, hurried by Titty Twister, up the left side [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:07 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE2 over the middle [deflected by Moshe Hoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:03 | 4th & 8 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Punter Punting, 39 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 3:57 | ||||
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Sweat] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK pitch to Stork Storkman to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LB-Edwards] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mimic Chaz Woodson] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 43 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 43 | Perfect PK pitch to Stork Storkman to the left (no gain) [tackle: Silas Pennington] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 43 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 43 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Brown [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by Mr Natural, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:45 | ||||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Armando Snell] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to SheThem WR01 up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:05 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 up the right side, caught (30.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. INT] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Deangelo Payton] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 11 | KoB's Warren Moon spikes ball | Replay |
| 0:27 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 11 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 up the right side [deflected by Jarred Sykes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 4th & 5 | OPP 11 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1 up the right side intercepted by Darrius Beasley, -1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 0:18 | ||||
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Perfect PK rush to the right (1 yd loss) | Replay |