Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 78 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (25 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: D Day] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | KoB's Jim Thorpe rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Mom] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 19 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn WR1, hurried by Kissing Grey, up the right side intercepted by Dewayne Moss (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn WR1] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE-Graham] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 23.5 | Perfect PK pass to Slot Machine, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: philly SPECIAL] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & inches | OPP 18 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DT-Carter] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! up the right side [deflected by Jawn LB-Bradham] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK sacked by Celebrex Tepadina (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:26 | 3rd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught [TD] (18.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:23 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 11:23 | ||||
| 11:23 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 75 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard [TD] (105 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 11:10 | Extra point attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 11:10 | ||||
| 11:10 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 77 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alicia †] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ronnie Lottahits [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 4th & 9 | OWN 21 | Punt by Mr Natural, 58 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (fair catch) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 9:43 | ||||
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to KoB's Jim Thorpe to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Demetrius Wilkes [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle [deflected by Mr. INT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:55 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Punter Punting, 34 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FS-Dawkins] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Jawn DT-Davis] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 36.5 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Olyana † [deflected by Olyana †] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:36 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 36.5 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert Hoover, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:58 | ||||
| 6:58 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 78 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (20.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky] | Replay | ||
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Jawn Cunningham rush [missed tackle: Darrius Beasley] to the right (60 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0 Receptions Allowed] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Adrenalina Rapida up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Demetrius Wilkes [deflected by Demetrius Wilkes] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT over the middle [deflected by Armando Snell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn RecTE1 over the middle [deflected by Darrius Beasley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 10 | OPP 15.5 | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Kicker Kicking, made [FG] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | Kickoff by Kicker Kicking, 69 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (21 yd return) [tackle: Fred Warnsyu] | Replay | ||
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (38 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Perfect PK pass to My QB Is A Trash Can over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn CB-Taylor] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Perfect PK screen pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Olyana †] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 21 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Breakerman] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 19 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CB-Brown] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Perfect PK pass to New Boot Goofin, hurried by Mimic Brown, over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:21 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 75 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard (21.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wyatt Webb] | Replay | ||
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Jawn Cunningham pitch to Kanker Sor [missed tackle: Forcing Fumbles (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to Jawn FB2 over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sterling Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 17.5 | KoB's Warren Moon pass to spiral OUT, hurried by Stuffin Your Dad, over the middle [deflected by Titty Twister] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:12 | 4th & 9 | OWN 17.5 | Punt by Punter Punting, 32 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 1:05 | ||||
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Short Stuff up the right side [deflected by Ronnie Lottahits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SS-lewis [deflected by Jawn SS-lewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49 | Perfect PK pass to Toss Me The Roc over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CB-Brown [deflected by Jawn CB-Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 4th & 10 | OPP 49 | Punt by Mr Natural, 39 yd, fielded by Mimic Howard[forced fumble: D Day], fumbled , recovered by Bluto Blutarsky (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Mimic Newhouse] | Replay |
| 0:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Perfect PK sacked by Mimic Brown (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 22.5 | Perfect PK pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Byron Murphy] | Replay |