Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DRAGO EVANS] to the left (no gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:17 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CORY BENDER [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:13 | 4th & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 43 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | False start penalty committed by O T 1 | Replay |
| 14:05 | 1st & 15 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 18 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 18 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:16 | 4th & 18 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:07 | ||||
| 13:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 37 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: STEVE SOBERS] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 26.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 23.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 4th & 3 | OPP 24.5 | 41.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:37 | ||||
| 8:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Zack Zona] [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 41.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 4th & 2 | OPP 43 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:04 | ||||
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 3rd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Reno Cujo rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |