Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (18 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 48 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 45 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 38 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:38 | ||||
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 14 | PEARLY GATES rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 16.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Full House Herbert, to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:32 | ||||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Dr. Eldon Tyrell up the left side [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 31 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 4:35 | 4th & 1 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:30 | ||||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:17 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (74.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 57 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |