Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (18 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 48 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 45 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 38 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:38 | ||||
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 14 | PEARLY GATES rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 16.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Full House Herbert, to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:32 | ||||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Dr. Eldon Tyrell up the left side [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 31 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 4:35 | 4th & 1 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:30 | ||||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:17 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (74.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 57 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:45 | ||||
| 14:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 20.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 20.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 3rd & G | OPP 9 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:10 | 4th & G | OPP 9 | 26 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:06 | ||||
| 11:06 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN sacked by Adrian Wilson (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:38 | 4th & 16 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 42 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:29 | ||||
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 45 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:30 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:25 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 4th & 3 | OWN 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:53 | ||||
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 4th & inches | OWN 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught[forced fumble: CORY BENDER], fumbled , recovered by CALICO BURNSIDE (0 yd return) [tackle: Jocko Willink] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:34 | ||||
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Crazy Hooligan LB [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN up the right side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 4th & 10 | OWN 1.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 37 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 25.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 25.5 | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DRAGO EVANS] to the left (no gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:17 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CORY BENDER [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:13 | 4th & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 43 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | False start penalty committed by O T 1 | Replay |
| 14:05 | 1st & 15 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 18 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 18 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:16 | 4th & 18 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:07 | ||||
| 13:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 37 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: STEVE SOBERS] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 26.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 23.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 4th & 3 | OPP 24.5 | 41.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:37 | ||||
| 8:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Zack Zona] [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 41.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 4th & 2 | OPP 43 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:04 | ||||
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 3rd & 12.5 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Reno Cujo rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:55 | Two point conversion attempted by Dr. Eldon Tyrell, failed [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:55 | ||||
| 14:55 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:21 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 29 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:12 | ||||
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 23 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 21 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:31 | 4th & 8 | OPP 21 | 38 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:27 | ||||
| 10:27 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 53 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (26 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 10:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX up the left side [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 4th & 12 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [missed diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] (16.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:55 | ||||
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 43.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 6:30 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:59 | 4th & 7 | OPP 46 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 35 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:53 | ||||
| 5:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Malik Burkett, over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:31 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 40 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:58 | ||||
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Andre Coronado pitch to Jocko Willink to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 43 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 35 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX, hurried by Lazaro Redd, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:23 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 0:46 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by Dauphin of Viennois (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Seth Gecko to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |