Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:45 | ||||
| 14:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 20.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 20.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 3rd & G | OPP 9 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:10 | 4th & G | OPP 9 | 26 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:06 | ||||
| 11:06 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN sacked by Adrian Wilson (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:38 | 4th & 16 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 42 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:29 | ||||
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 45 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:30 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:25 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 4th & 3 | OWN 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:53 | ||||
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 4th & inches | OWN 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught[forced fumble: CORY BENDER], fumbled , recovered by CALICO BURNSIDE (0 yd return) [tackle: Jocko Willink] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:34 | ||||
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Crazy Hooligan LB [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN up the right side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 1.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 4th & 10 | OWN 1.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 37 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 25.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 25.5 | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |