Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the left side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 40 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:55 | ||||
| 12:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 43 | Reno Cujo rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 4th & inches | OPP 35 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 36 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 26 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (fair catch) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:18 | ||||
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Diamond Dave over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Jocko Willink to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 16.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Diamond Dave, hurried by DEWEY ELLIOT, over the middle, caught [TD] (16.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:54 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:54 | ||||
| 4:54 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 49 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 3:39 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 7.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 9.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side [deflected by Adrian Wilson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 4th & 6 | OPP 9.5 | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] [missed tackle: CLIVE BENSON] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |