Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 44 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:53 | ||||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Screamin' Banshee] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 4th & 6 | OWN 38 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 29 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:58 | ||||
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 37.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 34 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 29.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:35 | ||||
| 9:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, thrown low, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:17 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:08 | ||||
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 4th & 2 | OWN 48 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:43 | ||||
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by The Sack Man Jr. Jr. (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 4th & 8 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:10 | ||||
| 5:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Jocko Willink rush [TD] to the right (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:53 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 44 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Jazon Voorhees] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 3 | OWN 45 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Diamond Dave over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 1 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 34 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |