Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by DRAGO EVANS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 42.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Andre Coronado pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:01 | 4th & 8 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:56 | ||||
| 10:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Manny Mantoman] to the left (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Maxwell Welsh, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:30 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX up the right side [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | 56.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:18 | ||||
| 9:18 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 55 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 9:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 4th & 5 | OPP 47 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:46 | ||||
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 24.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | False start penalty committed by O T 4 | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 15 | OPP 37 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 4th & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:33 | ||||
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Dr. Eldon Tyrell to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |