Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by DRAGO EVANS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 42.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Andre Coronado pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:01 | 4th & 8 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:56 | ||||
| 10:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Manny Mantoman] to the left (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Maxwell Welsh, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:30 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX up the right side [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 39.5 | 56.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:18 | ||||
| 9:18 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 55 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 9:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 4th & 5 | OPP 47 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:46 | ||||
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 24.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | False start penalty committed by O T 4 | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 15 | OPP 37 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 4th & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:33 | ||||
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Dr. Eldon Tyrell to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 44 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:53 | ||||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Screamin' Banshee] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 4th & 6 | OWN 38 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 29 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:58 | ||||
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 37.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 34 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 29.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:35 | ||||
| 9:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, thrown low, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:17 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:08 | ||||
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 4th & 2 | OWN 48 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:43 | ||||
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by The Sack Man Jr. Jr. (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 4th & 8 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:10 | ||||
| 5:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Jocko Willink rush [TD] to the right (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:53 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 44 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Jazon Voorhees] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 3 | OWN 45 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Diamond Dave over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 1 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 34 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the left side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 40 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:55 | ||||
| 12:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 43 | Reno Cujo rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 4th & inches | OPP 35 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 36 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 26 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (fair catch) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:18 | ||||
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Diamond Dave over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Jocko Willink to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 16.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Diamond Dave, hurried by DEWEY ELLIOT, over the middle, caught [TD] (16.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:54 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:54 | ||||
| 4:54 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 49 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 3:39 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 7.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 9.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side [deflected by Adrian Wilson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 4th & 6 | OPP 9.5 | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] [missed tackle: CLIVE BENSON] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 33.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 23.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:59 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 23.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 4th & 4 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 46 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] [missed diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:15 | ||||
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Diamond Dave over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (no gain) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] [missed diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 20 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Reno Cujo rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:44 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:44 | ||||
| 5:44 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 23 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:40 | Two point conversion attempted by PEARLY GATES, failed [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:40 | ||||
| 3:40 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (18 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] [missed tackle: IAN LAWSON] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DENIS TANNER] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 41.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |