Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the left side intercepted by Getoo DaChoppa (15 yd return) [diving tackle: MANIC MECHANIC] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:07 | ||||
| 14:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 28 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 24.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. over the middle [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 16 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 4th & 2 | OPP 12.5 | 29.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:12 | ||||
| 11:12 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 4th & 5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 49.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:38 | ||||
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 32 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | False start penalty committed by O T 2 | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 15 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 39 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:51 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:45 | ||||
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 47.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Reno Cujo, hurried by DAVID TEAL, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:26 | 4th & 10 | OPP 26 | 43 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:17 | ||||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |