Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 53 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:34 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 32 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:20 | ||||
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:38 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 43.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 41 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, over the middle [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:36 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 4th & 13 | OWN 17 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:51 | ||||
| 7:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CHRIS BRANDON [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 33 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to FEARLESS BOOGIE up the left side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:21 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 38 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:43 | ||||
| 4:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 4:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 50 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 29.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 20 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:08 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:03 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:03 | ||||
| 14:03 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 42 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 14:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [thrown away] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:40 | ||||
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 2nd & inches | OPP 47 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: SAM SELLECK] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:39 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:39 | ||||
| 6:39 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (32 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (no gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 5 | OPP 39 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX, hurried by Malik Burkett, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 4th & 8 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:24 | ||||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 15 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:01 | ||||
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the left side intercepted by Getoo DaChoppa (15 yd return) [diving tackle: MANIC MECHANIC] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:07 | ||||
| 14:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 28 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 24.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. over the middle [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 16 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 4th & 2 | OPP 12.5 | 29.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:12 | ||||
| 11:12 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 4th & 5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 49.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:38 | ||||
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 32 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | False start penalty committed by O T 2 | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 15 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 39 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:51 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:45 | ||||
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 47.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Reno Cujo, hurried by DAVID TEAL, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:26 | 4th & 10 | OPP 26 | 43 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:17 | ||||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Reno Cujo up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 23 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 15.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] [missed diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 11 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 4th & 1 | OPP 9 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:19 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:19 | ||||
| 10:19 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (57.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:26 | Extra point attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:26 | ||||
| 8:26 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: SAM SELLECK] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH (Stiff Arm)] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 45.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] [missed diving tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 40.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 37.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Herman Munster III pitch to Jocko Willink to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 28 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] [missed diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 18.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 12.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 12.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:41 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:41 | ||||
| 1:41 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 45 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Zack Zona] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by O T 1 | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & 15 | OWN 35 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (30 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:08 | ||||
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 49.5 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |