Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 53 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:34 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 32 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:20 | ||||
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:38 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 43.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 41 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, over the middle [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:36 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 4th & 13 | OWN 17 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:51 | ||||
| 7:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CHRIS BRANDON [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 33 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to FEARLESS BOOGIE up the left side [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:21 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 38 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:43 | ||||
| 4:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 4:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 50 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 29.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |