Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 20 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:08 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:03 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 14:03 | ||||
| 14:03 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 42 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 14:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [thrown away] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:40 | ||||
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 2nd & inches | OPP 47 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: SAM SELLECK] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Reno Cujo to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:39 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:39 | ||||
| 6:39 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (32 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (no gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 5 | OPP 39 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX, hurried by Malik Burkett, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 4th & 8 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:24 | ||||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Richie Gecko up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 15 | OPP 37.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:01 | ||||
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |