| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals | 10 | 3 | 14 | 10 | 0 | 37 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 17 |
Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 47 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to The Shining, hurried by Gunner Swift, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by Gunner Swift, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Drop Dead Fred [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side, caught [deflected by Emanuel McKinley] (12 yd gain) [tackle: Jaden Holloway] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick, hurried by Black Knight, up the left side intercepted by Drop Dead Fred, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 13:35 | ||||
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Kellen Barney pass to Sticky Hanz over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:33 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by HH KL MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Max. Rockatansky] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Nathan Gerry Rafiki] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & G | OPP 5.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Mike Metcalf GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:13 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:09 | ||||
| 9:09 | Kickoff by Athens K, 66 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (21.5 yd return) [tackle: John Wick] | Replay | ||
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 28 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side [deflected by Wonder Woman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 28 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining, hurried by Sack Sabbath, over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Bourne] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to Corey Schlesinger Rafiki over the middle intercepted by Emanuel McKinley (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Corey Schlesinger Rafiki] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max. Rockatansky] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Sticky Hanz up the right side, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:52 | Extra point attempted by Athens K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 4:52 | ||||
| 4:52 | Kickoff by Athens K, 77 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to The Shining up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:04 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Ziki Siki up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Kameron Terrell] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:19 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:19 | ||||
| 3:19 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 70 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (34.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Move It rush [missed diving tackle: Elliot Hess (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 41 | Move It rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 1 | OWN 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 1 | OWN 43.5 | Dean Slaughter rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Dean Slaughter pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48 | Dean Slaughter rush to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 46.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43.5 | Dean Slaughter rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |