| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals | 10 | 3 | 14 | 10 | 0 | 37 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 17 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Athens K, 76 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rusty Pierce rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Corey Schlesinger Rafiki, hurried by Gunner Swift, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Super Girl [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Ziki Siki, hurried by Raising Kane, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32 | Rusty Pierce rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to The Shining over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:47 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 41 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:40 | ||||
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Kellen Barney pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Max. Rockatansky] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 23 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught, knocked loose by HH KL MF'n MF'r [deflected by HH KL MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:54 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 23 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle, caught (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 10:17 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 39.5 | Move It rush [missed tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse (Power Through)] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 24.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:04 | Extra point attempted by Athens K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | Kickoff by Athens K, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Deion Ponce rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Dayton Hurley pass to Ziki Siki, hurried by Lakae Manumana, up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Neil Pert] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 45.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jayson Oweh] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 48.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle intercepted by Emanuel McKinley (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Stone Jacobsen] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse (Power Through)] to the right (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 49.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Ryan Baldwin up the right side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Burns] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 20.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Ryan Baldwin over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 15 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 6.5 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 5.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III up the left side [deflected by Mark Angel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 4th & 5 | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 1:25 | ||||
| 1:25 | Kickoff by Athens K, 69 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Kameron Terrell] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & inches | OWN 29.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaden Holloway] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Tommy Milton rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 32 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by Gunner Swift, up the left side, caught (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kameron Terrell] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 38.5 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 36 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (no gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 36 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30.5 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28 | Tommy Milton rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 26.5 | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kellen Barney pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 27 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Move It rush [missed diving tackle: Elliot Hess] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Everett Leblanc] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Move It to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 33 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Kellen Barney sacked by Defending the MF'n HOOD (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 39 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel (0 yd return) [tackle: Darth Sidious] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:56 | ||||
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Deion Ponce rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 46.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 47 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining up the left side [deflected by John Wick] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 4th & 9 | OPP 47 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 39 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (15 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] [missed tackle: Ashin Kusher IV (Stiff Arm)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 26 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 30 | Move It rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Burns] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 44 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Kellen Barney pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Martin De Porres] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 34.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:03 | ||||
| 0:03 | Kickoff by Athens K, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (22 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 75 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Throw Me Something Mister over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Kellen Barney pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side [deflected by Jordyn Brooks] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:05 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Punt by Peter Beam, 39 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (9.5 yd return) [tackle: David "Swoosh" Ingram] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:58 | ||||
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Sed Ferro to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 21 | Rusty Pierce rush [missed tackle: Xenny Cover (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jaden Holloway] [missed diving tackle: Neil Pert (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] to the right (78 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:40 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:40 | ||||
| 11:40 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 73 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 11:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed diving tackle: Jayson Myles (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Martin De Porres] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 30 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Martin De Porres] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious up the left side, caught [TD] (56 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:09 | Extra point attempted by Athens K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:09 | ||||
| 9:09 | Kickoff by Athens K, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Deion Ponce rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Dayton Hurley sacked by Gunner Swift (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 45 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 7:31 | ||||
| 7:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Everett Leblanc] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 37.5 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed diving tackle: Jayson Myles (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV (Power Through)] to the left (46 yd gain) [diving tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Kellen Barney pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bob Burns] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Kellen Barney pass to Sticky Hanz up the right side [deflected by Martin De Porres] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:33 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious up the left side, caught [TD] (17 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:28 | Extra point attempted by Athens K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:28 | ||||
| 5:28 | Kickoff by Athens K, 72 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Freight Train] | Replay | ||
| 5:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 33.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 31.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining up the left side [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:17 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 44 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands [missed tackle: Martin De Porres] (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:09 | ||||
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 31.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 3:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Kellen Barney pass to Throw Me Something Mister over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 50 | Move It rush [missed tackle: Bob Burns (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Clay Rollins (Power Through)] [missed tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r (Power Through)] to the right (8 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Move It rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 39.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 39.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Ryan Baldwin, hurried by Everett Leblanc, over the middle [deflected by Mark Angel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 39.5 | 56.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, missed | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:39 | ||||
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 43.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Kameron Terrell (Spin)] (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 47 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to The Shining, hurried by Gunner Swift, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by Gunner Swift, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Drop Dead Fred [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side, caught [deflected by Emanuel McKinley] (12 yd gain) [tackle: Jaden Holloway] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick, hurried by Black Knight, up the left side intercepted by Drop Dead Fred, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 13:35 | ||||
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Kellen Barney pass to Sticky Hanz over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:33 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by HH KL MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Max. Rockatansky] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown over the middle [deflected by Darrin Tipton GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 22 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Nathan Gerry Rafiki] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & G | OPP 5.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle [deflected by Mike Metcalf GFY] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:13 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:09 | ||||
| 9:09 | Kickoff by Athens K, 66 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (21.5 yd return) [tackle: John Wick] | Replay | ||
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 28 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side [deflected by Wonder Woman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 28 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining, hurried by Sack Sabbath, over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Bourne] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to Corey Schlesinger Rafiki over the middle intercepted by Emanuel McKinley (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Corey Schlesinger Rafiki] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max. Rockatansky] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Sticky Hanz up the right side, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:52 | Extra point attempted by Athens K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 4:52 | ||||
| 4:52 | Kickoff by Athens K, 77 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Dayton Hurley bad pass to The Shining up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:04 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Ziki Siki up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Lester Quick up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Kameron Terrell] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:19 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:19 | ||||
| 3:19 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 70 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (34.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Move It rush [missed diving tackle: Elliot Hess (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 41 | Move It rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 1 | OWN 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 1 | OWN 43.5 | Dean Slaughter rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Dean Slaughter pass to Marty Graws over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48 | Dean Slaughter rush to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 46.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43.5 | Dean Slaughter rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |