| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals | 10 | 3 | 14 | 10 | 0 | 37 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 17 |
Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Tommy Milton rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 32 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by Gunner Swift, up the left side, caught (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kameron Terrell] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 38.5 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 36 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (no gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 36 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30.5 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod McLeod] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28 | Tommy Milton rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 26.5 | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kellen Barney pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 27 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Move It rush [missed diving tackle: Elliot Hess] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Everett Leblanc] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Move It to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 33 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Kellen Barney sacked by Defending the MF'n HOOD (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 39 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Sidious over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel (0 yd return) [tackle: Darth Sidious] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:56 | ||||
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Deion Ponce rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 46.5 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 47 | Dayton Hurley pass to The Shining up the left side [deflected by John Wick] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 4th & 9 | OPP 47 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 39 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (15 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Dean Slaughter rush [missed tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] [missed tackle: Ashin Kusher IV (Stiff Arm)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 26 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 30 | Move It rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Burns] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Dean Slaughter pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 44 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Kellen Barney pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Kellen Barney pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Martin De Porres] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Guy Superfly III over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Darrin Tipton GFY] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 34.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Marty Graws up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Athens K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:03 | ||||
| 0:03 | Kickoff by Athens K, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (22 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||