Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 71 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (22 yd return) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed tackle: Jon Rahm][Monster Hit forced fumble: Tommy Fleetwood], fumbled , recovered by KP's Boy (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie over the middle intercepted by Seamus Power (1 yd return) [tackle: THE LIAR] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught, knocked loose by KP Wise [deflected by KP Wise] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Daryl Hogan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:52 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 46.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 12:16 | ||||
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wrang Wrang] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:34 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 32 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [TD] (21 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:39 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 10:39 | ||||
| 10:39 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 75 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] (32.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay | ||
| 10:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 4th & 3 | OWN 34 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to KP's Boy up the left side [deflected by Micah Aaron Parsons] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 9:50 | ||||
| 9:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead, hurried by Luke Sparks, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 27 | Ben Hogan pass to Charles Howell lll over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 18.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Charles Howell lll over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & G | OPP 5.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the right side, caught [TD] (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:46 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Collin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Frequently Passing pass to KP's Boy up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Keith Mitchell] (5 yd gain) [tackle: Barron Miles Rafiki] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Frequently Passing pitch to Randy "Hard Head" Tessin [missed diving tackle: Cullen Oldham] [missed tackle: Jon Rahm] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by Dai Scrace, up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dai Scrace] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed diving tackle: Lee Westwood (Stiff Arm)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 4th & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin up the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 2:59 | ||||
| 2:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Jack Nicklaus, hurried by Moses Fields, up the right side [deflected by Quick Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead up the left side, caught, knocked loose by KP Wise [deflected by KP Wise] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Bane up the left side [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:06 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Felix Watts, made [FG] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 76 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (26 yd return) [diving tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed tackle: Cullen Oldham (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Victor Hovland] to the right (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Fleetwood] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |