Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Mt Si Coyotes 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jack Of'all Trades, 62 yd, fielded by La Creatura (10 yd return) [tackle: KP STer II] | Replay | ||
| 14:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 26.5 | Brooks Koepka rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Luke Sparks] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Bobby Jones to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slim Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 34 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to George Knusdon up the right side [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Dak's Worst Nightmare] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Tiger Woods over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 41 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 35 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 29 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daryl Hogan] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Brooks Koepka rush [missed tackle: Randy "Brick Wall" Tessin] [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:19 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 9:19 | ||||
| 9:19 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Daisy HelloKitty rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Horschel] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to THE LIAR, hurried by Dai Scrace, up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:35 | 4th & 6 | OWN 24 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 23 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [deflected by Quick Man] (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 3 | Brooks Koepka rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:36 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 66 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Victor Hovland] | Replay | ||
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Daisy HelloKitty rush [missed tackle: Bryson DeChambeau (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Horschel] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Micah Aaron Parsons] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:14 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 29 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 5:08 | ||||
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 37 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Jack Nicklaus up the left side [deflected by Corn erBack] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Bane up the left side [deflected by Oliver Bradley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 49 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 3:15 | ||||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Alfonzo Dennard Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 29 | Randy "Hard Head" Tessin rush to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Kene Nwangwu rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40.5 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy up the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:46 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 26 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 0:41 | ||||
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 38.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Dak's Worst Nightmare] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 37 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the right side [deflected by Quick Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:16 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Felix Watts, missed | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 13:12 | ||||
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Frequently Passing bad pass to THE LIAR, hurried by Dai Vert, up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:34 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Frequently Passing bad pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 29 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 12:24 | ||||
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Bobby Jones to the right (4 yd loss) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:49 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 71 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed tackle: Keith Mitchell] (37.5 yd return) [tackle: Victor Hovland] | Replay | ||
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Daisy HelloKitty rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Collin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 39 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 30 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side [deflected by Corn erBack] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Snake Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 42.5 | Brooks Koepka rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim, hurried by Randy "Brick Wall" Tessin, to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 44.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah over the middle, caught [TD] (55.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:11 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:11 | ||||
| 5:11 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by Bryson DeChambeau, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Wrang Wrang [deflected by Wrang Wrang] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Max Homa [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin sacked by Dai Scrace (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 13.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 23 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the right (14 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the left side intercepted by Eric Berry, -0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 2:55 | ||||
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Tazmanian She Devil over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Frequently Passing sacked by Dai Vert (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 31.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 33.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to slot guy up the left side intercepted by Alfonzo Dennard Rafiki (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: slot guy] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 0:40 | ||||
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Sexz Smexie [deflected by Sexz Smexie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim, hurried by Luke Sparks, to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 61 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (20 yd return) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 71 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (22 yd return) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed tackle: Jon Rahm][Monster Hit forced fumble: Tommy Fleetwood], fumbled , recovered by KP's Boy (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie over the middle intercepted by Seamus Power (1 yd return) [tackle: THE LIAR] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught, knocked loose by KP Wise [deflected by KP Wise] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Daryl Hogan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:52 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 46.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 12:16 | ||||
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wrang Wrang] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:34 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 32 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [TD] (21 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:39 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 10:39 | ||||
| 10:39 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 75 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] (32.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay | ||
| 10:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 4th & 3 | OWN 34 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to KP's Boy up the left side [deflected by Micah Aaron Parsons] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 9:50 | ||||
| 9:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead, hurried by Luke Sparks, over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 27 | Ben Hogan pass to Charles Howell lll over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 18.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Charles Howell lll over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & G | OPP 5.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the right side, caught [TD] (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:46 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Collin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Frequently Passing pass to KP's Boy up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Keith Mitchell] (5 yd gain) [tackle: Barron Miles Rafiki] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Frequently Passing pitch to Randy "Hard Head" Tessin [missed diving tackle: Cullen Oldham] [missed tackle: Jon Rahm] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by Dai Scrace, up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dai Scrace] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed diving tackle: Lee Westwood (Stiff Arm)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 4th & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin up the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 2:59 | ||||
| 2:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Jack Nicklaus, hurried by Moses Fields, up the right side [deflected by Quick Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead up the left side, caught, knocked loose by KP Wise [deflected by KP Wise] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Bane up the left side [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:06 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Felix Watts, made [FG] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 76 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (26 yd return) [diving tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed tackle: Cullen Oldham (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Victor Hovland] to the right (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Fleetwood] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to slot guy, hurried by Fabian Tolbert, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Frequently Passing bad pass to KP's Boy, hurried by Alfonzo Dennard Rafiki, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:50 | 4th & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy, hurried by Dai Vert, up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Westwood] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 9.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR, hurried by Dai Vert, up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 13:15 | Extra point attempted by Jack Of'all Trades, missed | Replay | ||
| Mt Si Coyotes 13:15 | ||||
| 13:15 | Kickoff by Jack Of'all Trades, 77 yd, fielded by La Creatura, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by Eric Berry] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the left side [deflected by KP Hitting Hard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:40 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 42 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed diving tackle: Justin Suh] (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 12:31 | ||||
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy, hurried by Dai Vert, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Wrang Wrang [deflected by Wrang Wrang] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by Dai Vert, up the right side [deflected by Jon Rahm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:22 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to KP's Boy up the left side [deflected by Justin Suh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:17 | 4th & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Frequently Passing bad pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Tiger Woods [missed tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] [TD] to the left (54.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:02 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 12:02 | ||||
| 12:02 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 76 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (25 yd return) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay | ||
| 11:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Keith Mitchell] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 26.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side intercepted by Seamus Power (2 yd return) [tackle: slot guy] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 10:55 | ||||
| 10:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Brooks Koepka rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:07 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 9:07 | ||||
| 9:07 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 61 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed tackle: Max Homa] (42 yd return) [diving tackle: Micah Aaron Parsons] | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pitch to Daisy HelloKitty [missed diving tackle: Billy Horschel (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Tom Hoge (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Cullen Oldham] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 45 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle intercepted by Keith Mitchell (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Bobby Jones to the left (9.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Ben Hogan pitch to Tiger Woods [missed tackle: Oliver Bradley] [TD] to the left (44 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:55 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:55 | ||||
| 6:55 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 77 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (38 yd return) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay | ||
| 6:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Westwood] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 36 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Tommy Fleetwood [deflected by Tommy Fleetwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:29 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Fleetwood] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side [deflected by Justin Suh] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin, hurried by Fabian Tolbert, over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Fleetwood] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie over the middle [deflected by Seamus Power] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Billy Horschel] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 39 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 4th & 9 | OPP 37.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to KP's Boy up the left side, caught[Monster Hit forced fumble: Tommy Fleetwood], fumbled , recovered by Moe Norman [TD] (74.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 4:57 | ||||
| 4:57 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 4:57 | ||||
| 4:57 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 73 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (41 yd return) [diving tackle: Victor Hovland] | Replay | ||
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Seamus Power] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 47 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 37 | Frequently Passing pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle [deflected by Lee Westwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 37 | Frequently Passing pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Wrang Wrang] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 21 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 19.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Tommy Fleetwood [deflected by Tommy Fleetwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 19.5 | 36.5 yd field goal attempted by Jack Of'all Trades, made [FG] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 2:45 | ||||
| 2:45 | Kickoff by Jack Of'all Trades, 67 yd, fielded by La Creatura (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Benny Hill] | Replay | ||
| 2:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Sexz Smexie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 28 | Brooks Koepka rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the left side, caught[Big Hit forced fumble: Tyrone Butcher], fumbled , recovered by Dak's Worst Nightmare (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Cam Smith] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:49 | ||||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 30.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keith Mitchell] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 18.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR over the middle [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:26 | Extra point attempted by Jack Of'all Trades, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mt Si Coyotes 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | Kickoff by Jack Of'all Trades, 61 yd, fielded by La Creatura (13.5 yd return) [tackle: KPs Returning] | Replay | ||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 30.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 30.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Jack Nicklaus up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |