Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Mt Si Coyotes 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Dak's Worst Nightmare] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 37 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the right side [deflected by Quick Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:16 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Felix Watts, missed | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 13:12 | ||||
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Frequently Passing bad pass to THE LIAR, hurried by Dai Vert, up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:34 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Frequently Passing bad pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 29 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 12:24 | ||||
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Bobby Jones to the right (4 yd loss) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Bobby Jones up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:49 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 71 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed tackle: Keith Mitchell] (37.5 yd return) [tackle: Victor Hovland] | Replay | ||
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Daisy HelloKitty rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Collin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 39 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 30 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side [deflected by Corn erBack] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Snake Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 42.5 | Brooks Koepka rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim, hurried by Randy "Brick Wall" Tessin, to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 44.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah over the middle, caught [TD] (55.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:11 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:11 | ||||
| 5:11 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by Bryson DeChambeau, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Wrang Wrang [deflected by Wrang Wrang] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Max Homa [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin sacked by Dai Scrace (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 13.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 23 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the right (14 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the left side intercepted by Eric Berry, -0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 2:55 | ||||
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Hoge] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Tazmanian She Devil over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Frequently Passing sacked by Dai Vert (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 31.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Dahmen] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 33.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to slot guy up the left side intercepted by Alfonzo Dennard Rafiki (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: slot guy] | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 0:40 | ||||
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Sexz Smexie [deflected by Sexz Smexie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim, hurried by Luke Sparks, to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 61 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (20 yd return) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |