Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Mt Si Coyotes 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jack Of'all Trades, 62 yd, fielded by La Creatura (10 yd return) [tackle: KP STer II] | Replay | ||
| 14:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Si Woo Kim to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 26.5 | Brooks Koepka rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Luke Sparks] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Bobby Jones to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slim Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 34 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to George Knusdon up the right side [deflected by Randy "Sticky Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Sexz Smexie] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side [deflected by Dak's Worst Nightmare] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Tiger Woods over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 41 | Ben Hogan pass to Si Woo Kim up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dak's Worst Nightmare] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 35 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 29 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer up the right side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daryl Hogan] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Brooks Koepka rush [missed tackle: Randy "Brick Wall" Tessin] [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:19 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 9:19 | ||||
| 9:19 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Daisy HelloKitty rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Horschel] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Frequently Passing pass to Sexc Smexie up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to THE LIAR, hurried by Dai Scrace, up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:35 | 4th & 6 | OWN 24 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 23 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Bradley] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Zannah over the middle [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Gary Player over the middle, caught [deflected by Quick Man] (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quick Man] | Replay |
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 3 | Brooks Koepka rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:36 | Extra point attempted by Felix Watts, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | Kickoff by Felix Watts, 66 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Victor Hovland] | Replay | ||
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Daisy HelloKitty rush [missed tackle: Bryson DeChambeau (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Billy Horschel] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Frequently Passing pitch to Daisy HelloKitty to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Micah Aaron Parsons] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side [deflected by Joel Dahmen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:14 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 29 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 5:08 | ||||
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 37 | Ben Hogan pass to Arnold Palmer over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Jack Nicklaus up the left side [deflected by Corn erBack] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Darth Bane up the left side [deflected by Oliver Bradley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Bobby Jones to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Sam Foltz Rafiki, 49 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Justin Suh] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 3:15 | ||||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Alfonzo Dennard Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 29 | Randy "Hard Head" Tessin rush to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Kene Nwangwu rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Keith Pours Unleaded Eighty Eight Only Randolph] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40.5 | Kene Nwangwu rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy up the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:46 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 26 yd, fielded by La Creatura (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mt Si Coyotes 0:41 | ||||
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Ben Hogan pitch to Si Woo Kim to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corn erBack] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 38.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Tiger Woods to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snake Wolfblade] | Replay |