Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Megatron, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle intercepted by Ol' Dirty Bastard (0 yd return) [tackle: KoB's Megatron] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | André 3000 pitch to Slim Shady to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FSEpps] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 50 | André 3000 pass to Black Thought, hurried by W Rex Allen, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:26 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 50 | André 3000 pass to The Game up the right side [deflected by Leapof Faith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 4th & 6 | OWN 50 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 43 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (7 yd return) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:14 | ||||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 22 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Andre Corbett up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Megatron up the right side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | False start penalty committed by Blocker C #2 | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 15 | OPP 39 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Kobe Keating over the middle [deflected by Raekwon *] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 39 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Tupac Shakur] (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed tackle: Ice Cube (Power Through)] to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 3rd & inches | OPP 4 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Missy Elliot] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the right (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:39 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 64 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (11.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] | Replay | ||
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught [TD] (82 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:27 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 7:27 | ||||
| 7:27 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 73 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Sir Jack "Assassin" Tatum] | Replay | ||
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 17.5 | KoB's John Brodie sacked by Biz Markie (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:43 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 12 | Punt by Booter Beats, 45 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (fair catch) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:37 | ||||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SSBradley] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 50 | Lil Wayne rush [missed diving tackle: Get KL'd (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn FSMukuba (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flame Thrower] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | André 3000 pitch to Josh Slapp [missed diving tackle: Jawn CBVincent] to the right (38.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Get KL'd] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Lil Wayne rush [TD] to the left (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:00 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 77 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Kobe Keating over the middle [deflected by Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Quinton White, hurried by Snoop Dogg, over the middle intercepted by Kendrick Lamar (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Quinton White] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:44 | ||||
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CBBrown] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 32 | Lil Wayne rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 29 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 29 | Josh Slapp rush [missed tackle: Jawn DTSimon (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn DTOjomo (Power Through)] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dakota Neal] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 28 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 28 | Josh Slapp rush [missed diving tackle: Jawn DE1 (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dakota Neal] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 24 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 25 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |