Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 73 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Lil Wayne rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CBVincent] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | André 3000 screen pass to The Game to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 40.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn SSWaters] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 48 | Josh Slapp rush [missed diving tackle: Jawn DTOjomo (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DTSimon] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | André 3000 pitch to Josh Slapp [missed tackle: Jawn FSMukuba (Power Through)] to the left (38.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SSBradley] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * up the right side, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:33 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 11:33 | ||||
| 11:33 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 68 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (14 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Maiq the Liar] | Replay | ||
| 11:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Bitter End (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 20 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Ice T (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Sir Jack "Assassin" Tatum (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Raekwon *] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Jay Z] [missed tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kool Moe Dee] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 42 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ice T] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 39 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kool Moe Dee] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 33 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Z] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 25.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Bitter End (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ghostface Killa] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: A$AP Rocky] | Replay |
| 2:41 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 8 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed diving tackle: 50 Cent (Hurdle)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Ty Ptak rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:27 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:27 | ||||
| 1:27 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 75 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Jawn CBBrown] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Yassin Bay over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 60 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17 yd return) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed diving tackle: Big Pun (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Davion Hudson, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle, caught [deflected by Kurtis Blow] (16 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Z] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Biz Markie (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 39.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 37 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Missy Elliot] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bitter End] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:02 | ||||
| 11:02 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 65 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (13 yd return) [diving tackle: Flame Thrower] | Replay | ||
| 11:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Jelly Roll up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Leapof Faith] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 20 | André 3000 bad pass to Slut Guy up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:25 | 4th & 8 | OWN 20 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 69 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (18 yd return) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:17 | ||||
| 10:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 36.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Raekwon *] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 50 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: End Up] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 49 | Punt by Booter Beats, 41 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 6:49 | ||||
| 6:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | André 3000 pitch to Slim Shady to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jawn FSMukuba] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 16 | Encroachment penalty committed by Jawn DTOjomo | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | André 3000 pass to Black Thought up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SSWaters [deflected by Jawn SSWaters] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Stopper DE #4] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Terrence Shook up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Get KL'd] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 4th & 7 | OWN 24 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 64 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:42 | ||||
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 34 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Raekwon *] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ty Ptak rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 3:13 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ludacris * [deflected by Ludacris *] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to KoB's Megatron, hurried by Ghostface Killa, up the right side intercepted by Jay Z (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: KoB's Megatron] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:30 | ||||
| 2:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel over the middle, caught [TD] (88 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:18 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:18 | ||||
| 2:18 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 69 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Maiq the Liar] | Replay | ||
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Ice Cube (Hurdle)] (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side [deflected by Ice T] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 38 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 38 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:18 | ||||
| 0:18 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 73 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the left side, caught (29 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FSMukuba] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | André 3000 pass to Slut Guy up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | André 3000 sacked by Jawn TestDE1 (1.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 47.5 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the right side [deflected by W Rex Allen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Roger Craig rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Raekwon *] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Missy Elliot] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush [missed tackle: Ghostface Killa] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Raekwon *] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught [missed tackle: A$AP Rocky (Spin)] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed diving tackle: Raekwon * (Hurdle)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 44 | KoB's John Brodie sacked by Ghostface Killa (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:47 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 4th & inches | OPP 40 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed tackle: Rakim . (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 32 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maiq the Liar] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | False start penalty committed by Blocker C #2 | Replay |
| 7:31 | 1st & 15 | OPP 31.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 26.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 6:20 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 21.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 4th & inches | OPP 16.5 | 33.5 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:44 | ||||
| 5:44 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 70 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes [missed diving tackle: Jawn FSMukuba (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Jawn SSWaters (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn FSEpps (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn SSBradley (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] [TD] (101 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 5:30 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 5:30 | ||||
| 5:30 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ty Ptak rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 5:04 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed tackle: Missy Elliot] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: A$AP Rocky] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 36 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 40 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Ice Cube] [missed tackle: Sir Jack "Assassin" Tatum (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tupac Shakur] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 49 | KoB's John Brodie sacked by Ghostface Killa (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Megatron, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle intercepted by Ol' Dirty Bastard (0 yd return) [tackle: KoB's Megatron] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | André 3000 pitch to Slim Shady to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FSEpps] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 50 | André 3000 pass to Black Thought, hurried by W Rex Allen, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:26 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 50 | André 3000 pass to The Game up the right side [deflected by Leapof Faith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 4th & 6 | OWN 50 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 43 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (7 yd return) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:14 | ||||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 22 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Andre Corbett up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Megatron up the right side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | False start penalty committed by Blocker C #2 | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 15 | OPP 39 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Kobe Keating over the middle [deflected by Raekwon *] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 39 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Tupac Shakur] (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed tackle: Ice Cube (Power Through)] to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 3rd & inches | OPP 4 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Missy Elliot] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the right (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:39 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 64 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (11.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] | Replay | ||
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught [TD] (82 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:27 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 7:27 | ||||
| 7:27 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 73 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Sir Jack "Assassin" Tatum] | Replay | ||
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 17.5 | KoB's John Brodie sacked by Biz Markie (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:43 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 12 | Punt by Booter Beats, 45 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (fair catch) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:37 | ||||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SSBradley] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 50 | Lil Wayne rush [missed diving tackle: Get KL'd (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn FSMukuba (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flame Thrower] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | André 3000 pitch to Josh Slapp [missed diving tackle: Jawn CBVincent] to the right (38.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Get KL'd] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Lil Wayne rush [TD] to the left (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:00 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 3:00 | ||||
| 3:00 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 77 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Kobe Keating over the middle [deflected by Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Quinton White, hurried by Snoop Dogg, over the middle intercepted by Kendrick Lamar (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Quinton White] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:44 | ||||
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CBBrown] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 32 | Lil Wayne rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 29 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 29 | Josh Slapp rush [missed tackle: Jawn DTSimon (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jawn DTOjomo (Power Through)] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dakota Neal] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 28 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 28 | Josh Slapp rush [missed diving tackle: Jawn DE1 (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dakota Neal] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 24 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 25 | André 3000 rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |





