Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 73 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Lil Wayne rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn CBVincent] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | André 3000 screen pass to The Game to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 40.5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn SSWaters] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 48 | Josh Slapp rush [missed diving tackle: Jawn DTOjomo (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DTSimon] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | André 3000 pitch to Josh Slapp [missed tackle: Jawn FSMukuba (Power Through)] to the left (38.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn SSBradley] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | André 3000 pass to DMX * up the right side, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:33 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 11:33 | ||||
| 11:33 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 68 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (14 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Maiq the Liar] | Replay | ||
| 11:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Bitter End (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 20 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Ice T (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Sir Jack "Assassin" Tatum (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Raekwon *] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Jay Z] [missed tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kool Moe Dee] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 42 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ice T] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 39 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kool Moe Dee] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 33 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Z] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 25.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Ty Ptak rush [missed tackle: Bitter End (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ghostface Killa] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: A$AP Rocky] | Replay |
| 2:41 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 8 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed diving tackle: 50 Cent (Hurdle)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Bitter End] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Ty Ptak rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:27 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:27 | ||||
| 1:27 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 75 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Jawn CBBrown] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Yassin Bay over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 60 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17 yd return) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ty Ptak pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick [missed diving tackle: Big Pun (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Davion Hudson, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle, caught [deflected by Kurtis Blow] (16 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Z] | Replay |