Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Biz Markie (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 39.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 37 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Pun] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Missy Elliot] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bitter End] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Roger Craig to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:02 | ||||
| 11:02 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 65 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (13 yd return) [diving tackle: Flame Thrower] | Replay | ||
| 11:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Jelly Roll up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Leapof Faith] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 20 | André 3000 bad pass to Slut Guy up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:25 | 4th & 8 | OWN 20 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 69 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (18 yd return) [tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:17 | ||||
| 10:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Roger Craig to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 36.5 | KoB's Nile Kinnick rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ty Ptak rush [missed diving tackle: Raekwon *] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 50 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Nile Kinnick to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: End Up] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 49 | Punt by Booter Beats, 41 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 6:49 | ||||
| 6:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | André 3000 pitch to Slim Shady to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jawn FSMukuba] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 16 | Encroachment penalty committed by Jawn DTOjomo | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | André 3000 pass to Black Thought up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn SSWaters [deflected by Jawn SSWaters] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Stopper DE #4] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 18 | André 3000 pass to Terrence Shook up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Get KL'd] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 4th & 7 | OWN 24 | Punt by NBA Youngboy, 64 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:42 | ||||
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Roger Craig rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Biz Markie] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 34 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Raekwon *] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ty Ptak rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 3:13 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ol' Dirty Bastard] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ludacris * [deflected by Ludacris *] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to KoB's Megatron, hurried by Ghostface Killa, up the right side intercepted by Jay Z (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: KoB's Megatron] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:30 | ||||
| 2:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel over the middle, caught [TD] (88 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:18 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:18 | ||||
| 2:18 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 69 yd, fielded by Jawn KRPRReed (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Maiq the Liar] | Replay | ||
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Travis Scott] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Ice Cube (Hurdle)] (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to The Investors up the left side [deflected by Ice T] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Roger Craig, hurried by Ghostface Killa, over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jumpmaster Jawn up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 38 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 38 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Sky Pilot over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eminem .] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:18 | ||||
| 0:18 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 73 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the left side, caught (29 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FSMukuba] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | André 3000 pass to Slut Guy up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Jawn CBBrown [deflected by Jawn CBBrown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | André 3000 sacked by Jawn TestDE1 (1.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 47.5 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane up the right side [deflected by W Rex Allen] (incomplete) | Replay |