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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
Prep Competitive #1- The Western Conference race to the top is thrilling
Game of the Week: American Muscle (27) v. Paris Bull Dawgs (3): Earlier in the season, when American Muscle traveled to The Dawg Pound, they were terribly embarrassed by their 87-9 loss to the Paris Bull Dawgs. The entire American Muscle Defense have been screaming "beat Paris" after every lifting and after every practice since the game five loss. All the extra training and motivation really paid off as the fans in the American Dome watched their home-town American Muscle dominate the Paris Bull Dawgs and hold them to 3 points of offense. jim9mopar took the field after the game and hugged various members of his team. KP watched from the visiting owner's box and slyly smiled. KP knew that the all important 3rd game of the series would likely take place in the playoffs and she had something special planned for that game.
Offensive Player of the Week: (HB) Alex Collins -owned by Roughneck: The League leader in rushing yards and rushing touchdowns was determined to deliver a great show for the last home game for Free the Weed. (HB) Alex Collins had 160 rushing yards and 5 touchdowns, As the final seconds ticked off the game clock the fans at Shatter Stadium started chanting "MVP" and (HB) Alex Collins took a well deserved bow.
Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Ezra Washington -owned by eagleiz1771: The Rhode Island Red Wolves are determined to hold onto first place in the Western Conference, Good teams are supposed to dominate the easier matchups on their schedule. The Red Wolves defense absolutely owned the Yuma Fokkers in this week's 99-0 victory. (CB) Ezra Washington made 11 tackles 1 tackle for loss and defended 3 passes.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (P) Punt It -owned by DavyJonesLocker: DavyJonesLocker stalked the sidelines of 2.0 Stadium. Rather than sit in the visiting owner's suite, DavyJonesLocker chose to stand down on the sideline and taunt Spread-em offense, the owner of The Agency 2.0. After each of the six touchdowns scored by Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts, the home town crowd booed as DavyJonesLocker made rude gestures at the crowd and up at the owner's suite occupied by Spread-em offense. Interviewed by a reporter after the game DavyJonesLocker cut a perfect pro-wrestling-style promo as he called out Spread-em offense. "The Agency 2.0 doesn't try to win." growled DavyJonesLocker. "How did that beat down my Pirate Ghosts just handed out feel?" said DavyJonesLocker with a grin. "If you are any kind of man Spread-em offense, you will prove me wrong and show what your team can do next game against the Rhode Island Red Wolves" "Meh, who are we kidding, The Agency 2.0 couldn't beat the Rhode Island Red Wolves even if they did try" screamed DavyJonesLocker directly into the camera. (P) Punt It averaged 38.4 a punt and had two coffin corner punts.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves
4. American Muscle - very impressive win this week.
5. Free the Weed- The most impressive rushing attack in the league.
Prep Competitive #1- The Western Conference race to the top is thrilling
Game of the Week: American Muscle (27) v. Paris Bull Dawgs (3): Earlier in the season, when American Muscle traveled to The Dawg Pound, they were terribly embarrassed by their 87-9 loss to the Paris Bull Dawgs. The entire American Muscle Defense have been screaming "beat Paris" after every lifting and after every practice since the game five loss. All the extra training and motivation really paid off as the fans in the American Dome watched their home-town American Muscle dominate the Paris Bull Dawgs and hold them to 3 points of offense. jim9mopar took the field after the game and hugged various members of his team. KP watched from the visiting owner's box and slyly smiled. KP knew that the all important 3rd game of the series would likely take place in the playoffs and she had something special planned for that game.
Offensive Player of the Week: (HB) Alex Collins -owned by Roughneck: The League leader in rushing yards and rushing touchdowns was determined to deliver a great show for the last home game for Free the Weed. (HB) Alex Collins had 160 rushing yards and 5 touchdowns, As the final seconds ticked off the game clock the fans at Shatter Stadium started chanting "MVP" and (HB) Alex Collins took a well deserved bow.
Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Ezra Washington -owned by eagleiz1771: The Rhode Island Red Wolves are determined to hold onto first place in the Western Conference, Good teams are supposed to dominate the easier matchups on their schedule. The Red Wolves defense absolutely owned the Yuma Fokkers in this week's 99-0 victory. (CB) Ezra Washington made 11 tackles 1 tackle for loss and defended 3 passes.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (P) Punt It -owned by DavyJonesLocker: DavyJonesLocker stalked the sidelines of 2.0 Stadium. Rather than sit in the visiting owner's suite, DavyJonesLocker chose to stand down on the sideline and taunt Spread-em offense, the owner of The Agency 2.0. After each of the six touchdowns scored by Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts, the home town crowd booed as DavyJonesLocker made rude gestures at the crowd and up at the owner's suite occupied by Spread-em offense. Interviewed by a reporter after the game DavyJonesLocker cut a perfect pro-wrestling-style promo as he called out Spread-em offense. "The Agency 2.0 doesn't try to win." growled DavyJonesLocker. "How did that beat down my Pirate Ghosts just handed out feel?" said DavyJonesLocker with a grin. "If you are any kind of man Spread-em offense, you will prove me wrong and show what your team can do next game against the Rhode Island Red Wolves" "Meh, who are we kidding, The Agency 2.0 couldn't beat the Rhode Island Red Wolves even if they did try" screamed DavyJonesLocker directly into the camera. (P) Punt It averaged 38.4 a punt and had two coffin corner punts.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves
4. American Muscle - very impressive win this week.
5. Free the Weed- The most impressive rushing attack in the league.
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 27, 2018 20:00:33
I love it!Originally posted by Gambler75
GG Paris. We actually tagged this time.
well now WHY did cha do that
GG Paris. We actually tagged this time.
well now WHY did cha do that
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Originally posted by Roughneck
Thanks for the OPOTW vote - HB Collins)
and he picked up another 250 + today.
Thanks for the OPOTW vote - HB Collins)
and he picked up another 250 + today.
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FIFTEEN
Prep Competitive #1- Some owners were too scared to bring their teams here this season...with good reason.
Game of the Week: The Agency 2.0 (17) v. The Rhode Island Red Wolves (14): Red Wolves Stadium was packed to capacity and 33,740 fans screamed, cheered and stomped their feet through 4 quarters of great football; but one of those fans had a secret. The hometown Red Wolves' fans were delighted when in the Second quarter their team took a 7-3 lead; but seconds later they absolutely went bonkers when the Red Wolves doubled their score on this defensive touchdown play:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921942&pbp_id=1215964
The Red Wolves fans were so excited and so busy celebrating that they failed to notice that one fan in the front row had torn off his fake wig and mustache and jumped the railing and was running across the field to the visitor's bench. But Lava124, owner of The Rhode Island Red Wolves, sitting up in his owner's suite, noticed the on-field intruder and he recognized the intruder, it was DavyJonesLocker, owner of the Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts. Lava124 screamed "What is he doing here!! The Pirate Ghosts are playing a home game right now, why isnt DavyJonesLocker at his own stadium?" Lava 124 picked up his phone and called security "Get that son of a b#tch out of my stadium" he growled into the phone. DavyJonesLocker ran to the visitor's bench and grabbed (QB) The Agency QB and whispered something into his ear. Seconds later Red Wolves' security apprehended DavyJonesLocker and dragged him off the field and threw him out of Red Wolves Stadium. But, the damage was already done. Over the final quarter and a half of play, (QB) The Agency QB rallied the visiting Agency 2.0 and led his team to victory by throwing two touchdown passes to win the tight game.
Offensive Player of the Week: (OT) 1stLt James H. McLenden -owned by Sooner19: Minxy's son is a High School Center, so she knows that offensive linemen do a lot of dirty work and never get enough credit. Time to show some love for the big uglys. (OT) 1stLt James H. McLenden absolutely dominated the Yuma Fokkers defensive line and racked up an eye-popping 15 pancake blocks.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) (Pringles Honey mustard -owned by onemiln09: Free the Weed has managed to fly under the radar for much of this season despite a very respectable 9-6 record. Yet, Free the Weed stands poised to possibly win the League Tournament and the League Championship over the next few weeks. To punctuate their capabilities, Free the Weed absolutely manhandled Black Parrot M.M. (DE) Pringles Honey mustard is sick of hearing about the Pirate Ghost and Red Wolves defenses all season long. Free the Weed has the best Pass Defense in the Eastern Conference and they can make an opposing quarterback's day miserable. In this game, (QB) General Levy, of the Black Parrot M.M, was hurried 7 times and sacked 8 times. (DE) Pringles Honey mustard led the charge with 6 tackles, 6 sacks and 1 hurry.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (FB) Kps Returning -owned by KP: KP is not losing a lot of sleep over her team's disappointing second half of the season. After starting out with a bang and achieving a 5-3 record for the first half of the season, her Paris Bull Dawgs have only manged to eek out a 3-4 record over the last seven games; but KP is not worried. KP knows that the real season, the playoffs, are just around the corner. Trying to cheer up their beloved owner, the Paris Bull Dawgs went medieval on the hapless North Dallas Football Club this game. (FB) Kps Returning had 7 punt return touchdowns, but more importantly made one hell of a guarantee after the game "We are making the playoffs this year!" But, ghozu and his Black Parrot M.M team were not amused by Kps Returning's bold guarantee and vowed that the Black Parrots would be ready for the end of the season rematch between the Paris Bull Dawgs and the Black Parrot M.M.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves
4. Free the Weed
5. American Muscle - tough loss this week.
Prep Competitive #1- Some owners were too scared to bring their teams here this season...with good reason.
Game of the Week: The Agency 2.0 (17) v. The Rhode Island Red Wolves (14): Red Wolves Stadium was packed to capacity and 33,740 fans screamed, cheered and stomped their feet through 4 quarters of great football; but one of those fans had a secret. The hometown Red Wolves' fans were delighted when in the Second quarter their team took a 7-3 lead; but seconds later they absolutely went bonkers when the Red Wolves doubled their score on this defensive touchdown play:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921942&pbp_id=1215964
The Red Wolves fans were so excited and so busy celebrating that they failed to notice that one fan in the front row had torn off his fake wig and mustache and jumped the railing and was running across the field to the visitor's bench. But Lava124, owner of The Rhode Island Red Wolves, sitting up in his owner's suite, noticed the on-field intruder and he recognized the intruder, it was DavyJonesLocker, owner of the Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts. Lava124 screamed "What is he doing here!! The Pirate Ghosts are playing a home game right now, why isnt DavyJonesLocker at his own stadium?" Lava 124 picked up his phone and called security "Get that son of a b#tch out of my stadium" he growled into the phone. DavyJonesLocker ran to the visitor's bench and grabbed (QB) The Agency QB and whispered something into his ear. Seconds later Red Wolves' security apprehended DavyJonesLocker and dragged him off the field and threw him out of Red Wolves Stadium. But, the damage was already done. Over the final quarter and a half of play, (QB) The Agency QB rallied the visiting Agency 2.0 and led his team to victory by throwing two touchdown passes to win the tight game.
Offensive Player of the Week: (OT) 1stLt James H. McLenden -owned by Sooner19: Minxy's son is a High School Center, so she knows that offensive linemen do a lot of dirty work and never get enough credit. Time to show some love for the big uglys. (OT) 1stLt James H. McLenden absolutely dominated the Yuma Fokkers defensive line and racked up an eye-popping 15 pancake blocks.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) (Pringles Honey mustard -owned by onemiln09: Free the Weed has managed to fly under the radar for much of this season despite a very respectable 9-6 record. Yet, Free the Weed stands poised to possibly win the League Tournament and the League Championship over the next few weeks. To punctuate their capabilities, Free the Weed absolutely manhandled Black Parrot M.M. (DE) Pringles Honey mustard is sick of hearing about the Pirate Ghost and Red Wolves defenses all season long. Free the Weed has the best Pass Defense in the Eastern Conference and they can make an opposing quarterback's day miserable. In this game, (QB) General Levy, of the Black Parrot M.M, was hurried 7 times and sacked 8 times. (DE) Pringles Honey mustard led the charge with 6 tackles, 6 sacks and 1 hurry.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (FB) Kps Returning -owned by KP: KP is not losing a lot of sleep over her team's disappointing second half of the season. After starting out with a bang and achieving a 5-3 record for the first half of the season, her Paris Bull Dawgs have only manged to eek out a 3-4 record over the last seven games; but KP is not worried. KP knows that the real season, the playoffs, are just around the corner. Trying to cheer up their beloved owner, the Paris Bull Dawgs went medieval on the hapless North Dallas Football Club this game. (FB) Kps Returning had 7 punt return touchdowns, but more importantly made one hell of a guarantee after the game "We are making the playoffs this year!" But, ghozu and his Black Parrot M.M team were not amused by Kps Returning's bold guarantee and vowed that the Black Parrots would be ready for the end of the season rematch between the Paris Bull Dawgs and the Black Parrot M.M.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves
4. Free the Weed
5. American Muscle - tough loss this week.
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 29, 2018 07:17:22
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