THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME TWELVEPrep Competitive #1- The only computer simulation football league exciting enough that HBO "Hard Knocks" wants to cover the Yuma Fokkers' offseason.
Game of the Week:
Free the Weed (16) v.
Paris Bull Dawgs (13): The Shatter Stadium faithful had seen games unfold like this one all season long. The hometown fans had watched their Free the Weed team lose close game after close game, so they did not make a peep after this electrifying touchdown pass late in the fourth quarter that gave Free the Weed the lead:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921926&pbp_id=1029598Medicated, sitting in the owner's suite at Shatter Stadium noticed how quite his fan base was and joined them in silent prayer as an agonizing 28 seconds remained on the clock and the electrifying (FB) Kps Returning stood just outside his own end zone ready to field his 5th kick return of the day; surely he was due for a touchdown they feared. Collectively, Medicated and the Free the Weed fans held their breath as the kickoff was made and remarkably (FB) Kps Returning was stopped after only a 20 yard return. The visiting Paris Bull Dawgs took the field at their own 36 yard line with only 23 seconds on the clock and losing by 3 points, but the atmosphere inside Shatter Stadium was such that it seemed like the Bull Dawgs were actually winning. With each of the ensuing next four plays the Free the Weed fans allowed a little more hope into their hearts. Then finally as the game-clock ticked down to 00:00 and Free the Weed held onto the narrow lead, Shatter Stadium erupted with joyous applause. Free the Weed had finally won a close home game and knocked off a very formidable opponent in the Paris Bull Dawgs.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) The Agency QB -owned by Ace: All season long, the The Agency QB heard sports-talk radio hosts tout guys like (QB) General Levy and (QB) Standard Dot as the future of quarterback play in Goalline Blitz. But on the down low (QB) The Agency was putting up similar numbers all season long. "Don't they realize that I play on a feeder team?" grumbled (QB) The Agency QB. Disguising his voice (QB) The Agency QB called into a national sports-talk radio show and whined: "Hey! Aren't we all sick and tired of these Tommy-Try-Hards pretending that winning at any league other then World League matters". The well respected and widely syndicated national sports-talk radio host screamed back "Oh! Your out, Clone! That take sucks!" and hung up the phone. (QB) The Agency QB realized that maybe if he tried hard, even while playing on a farm team in the lowly Prep League that he might enjoy each game more and he might enjoy the seasons between now and World League more. "Well at least I can pound the hell out of the Yuma Fokkers" thought The Agency QB, and he did just that, passing for 604 yards and 12 touchdowns.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Jonnie Goode -owned by DavyJonesLocker: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts retuned to western conference play after demonstrating a defensive mastery of the eastern conference. Facing the run heavy offense of the Devil's Brigade this week, the Pirate Ghosts challenged themselves to limit the Brigade to under 200 rushing yards. (DE) Jonnie Goode took that challenge to heart and broke through double team blocks to make stone cold zero yards gained tackles like this one:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921923&pbp_id=1029914On the day (DE) Jonnie Goode made 7 tackles, 1 sack and 4 reverse pancakes.
Special Teams Player of the Week:
(CB) Dikn Cider -owned by LionsFanNCali: The American Muscle team was jacked up sky high. They were beginning the second round of games against Eastern Conference opponents and their owner, jim9mopar, had recently took to the press to give his team a resounding vote of confidence by proclaiming: "It's still early in my opinion". This Joe Namath-like guarantee was so ballsy that the American Muscle players were compelled to rally behind it. As the American Muscle team bus pulled up to Tours City Stadium, the players loudly chanted "It's still early in my opinion". (CB) Dikn Cider was telling everyone that if he returned 4 Punt Return touchdowns that he would get the American Muscle team logo tattoed on his head, but then he and his teammates agreed that was the lamest idea that they ever heard and agreed to never mention it again. So instead, (CB) Dikn Cider retuned 5 Punt Return touchdowns and screamed "It's still early in my opinion" all the way down the field on each punt return.
POWER RANKINGS 1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves
4. American Muscle
5. The Agency 2.0 - hanging around and making things interesting, could there be a late season title sprint?
I thought we had it ... shut the outside down 
