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LOL at this thread.

Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME TWELVE

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) The Agency QB -owned by Ace: All season long, the The Agency QB heard sports-talk radio hosts tout guys like (QB) General Levy and (QB) Standard Dot as the future of quarterback play in Goalline Blitz. But on the down low (QB) The Agency was putting up similar numbers all season long. "Don't they realize that I play on a feeder team?" grumbled (QB) The Agency QB. Disguising his voice (QB) The Agency QB called into a national sports-talk radio show and whined: "Hey! Aren't we all sick and tired of these Tommy-Try-Hards pretending that winning at any league other then World League matters". The well respected and widely syndicated national sports-talk radio host screamed back "Oh! Your out, Clone! That take sucks!" and hung up the phone. (QB) The Agency QB realized that maybe if he tried hard, even while playing on a farm team in the lowly Prep League that he might enjoy each game more and he might enjoy the seasons between now and World League more. "Well at least I can pound the hell out of the Yuma Fokkers" thought The Agency QB, and he did just that, passing for 604 yards and 12 touchdowns.



My QB should be offensive player of the year at this rate.
 
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Great read, oranges!!!
 
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Originally posted by Ace
My QB should be offensive player of the year at this rate.


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Great write ups Orange.
 
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GG free the weed I thought we had it ... shut the outside down


GG indeed KP. 1 play was the difference. Good job and look forward to many more games.
 
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This is the best and the most hilarious one yet, luv it lol.
 
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Originally posted by Ace
My QB should be offensive player of the year at this rate.


 
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GG Muscles

Another tight one. See ya in the tourney final on the 1st.
 
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THIRTEEN

Prep Competitive #1- The Home Stretch to the playoffs is the most exciting part of the season

Game of the Week: Free the Weed (10) v. American Muscle (7): Vince McMahon, the owner of the WWE, knows that the best way to hype a big title match is to give the fans a little sample before the pay-for-view. Similarly, Goal Line blitz has allowed us all a preview of the Prep Tournament Championship game by pitting American Muscle at home against Free the Weed in Week Thirteen's closest matchup. American Muscle looked strong early using its defense and special teams to win the battle of field position and set up (QB)AM Adrianne Palicki for a short-field touchdown pass. But Free the Weed played tight defense as well and managed to hang around in this game all through three quarters of play before tying the game up with this lightening strike 64 yard touchdown rush by (HB) Alex Collins:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921932&pbp_id=1093046
The fourth quarter was a nail-biter with each team knowing that any score probably would win the game. Free the Weed's defense and special teams caused American Muscle to take the ball on its own 7 yard line and then its own 6 yard line in back to back unsuccessful possessions that set Free the Weed up with great field position to kick the winning field goal.

Offensive Player of the Week: (HB) jimmy Rose -owned by ghozu: Coming into week thirteen (HB) jimmy Rose had been given the most opportunity to carry the ball for the Black Parrot M.M but had the least amount of production and scores to show for it. This disparity did not go unnoticed by ghozu; who wondered how to motivate his under performing running back. Luckily, the schedule provided somewhat of an easy opponent in the North Dallas Football Club, so ghozu threw caution to the wind and designed a game plan in which (HB)jimmy Rose would only take be involved in 29 plays. Before the game, ghozu met with (HB) jimmy Rose and explained that jimmy Rose would have to earn more snaps in future games based on his performance today. It seems that sometimes "less is more" as (HB) jimmy Rose turned 16 carries into 157 rushing yards and 5 rushing touchdowns.

Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Bob Holt -owned by DavyJonesLocker: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts have waited patiently since week 2 for this rematch against the Rhode Island Red Wolves. Despite DavyJonesLocker's well publicized disdain for other owners' using home game promotions to gain an edge over a visiting opponent, the Pirate Ghosts nachoed the Red Wolves. Nachos by the case were doled out to all fans through four quarters of this game. At halftime, the field had to be cleared so that the grounds crew could clean discarded empty nacho trays off of the field of play. Lava124 had a hard time watching his Red Wolves from the visiting owner's suite as Pirate Ghost fans sitting in the section above him dripped gallons of gooey liquid orange cheese down his glass window. (DE) Bob Holt laughed with glee as the Red Wolves offensive lineman stepped in puddles of the sticky nacho cheese that were forming on the visitor's sideline. Utilizing this slight advantage, (DE) Bob Holt blew past the Red Wolves offensive linemen like their feet were stuck in quicksand (...quick cheese...) like on this play where he made a sack
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921931&pbp_id=1093339
On the day (DE) Bob Holt had 7 tackles, 4 tackles for loss, 2 sacks, 2 hurries and 2 reverse pancakes and one hell of a tummy ache from all of the nachos that he and his teammates gorged themselves with.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Man Made Monster -owned by armadafalls: In their first match up of the season, in week two, the Universal Studios Monsters beat the Paris Bull Dawgs and (HB) Man Made Monster had a 74 yard punt return touchdown. Going into this week thirteen rematch, the Bull Dawgs special team coverage units were determined to stop (HB) Man Made Monster cold in his tracks. Special Teams Coach, Cruzin, had dinner with KP the night before the game and assured her that the Bull Dawgs were ready for whatever the Monsters could throw at them. That is why the final score of this game was so unexpected. Instead of the close rematch that both teams expected, the Universal Studios Monsters won this game by a 50 point margin. In particular, (HB) Man Made Monster gave the Universal Studios Monsters great starting field position all day and then early in the fourth quarter stuck a knife into the home-town Bull Dawg fans' hearts by returning a 86 yard punt return touchdown.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts - At this point, this team has unquestionably the best defense in the league
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Rhode Island Red Wolves - this loss to the Pirate Ghosts is the only game where the Red Wolves truly looked over-matched
4. The Agency 2.0
5. American Muscle
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 25, 2018 10:10:51
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 25, 2018 10:08:25
 
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Originally posted by orangesdcd


Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Bob Holt -owned by DavyJonesLocker: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts have waited patiently since week 2 for this rematch against the Rhode Island Red Wolves. Despite DavyJonesLocker's well publicized disdain for other owners' using home game promotions to gain an edge over a visiting opponent, the Pirate Ghosts nachoed the Red Wolves. Nachos by the case were doled out to all fans through four quarters of this game. At halftime, the field had to be cleared so that the grounds crew could clean discarded empty nacho trays off of the field of play. Lava124 had a hard time watching his Red Wolves from the visiting owner's suite as Pirate Ghost fans sitting in the section above him dripped gallons of gooey liquid orange cheese down his glass window. (DE) Bob Holt laughed with glee as the Red Wolves offensive lineman stepped in puddles of the sticky nacho cheese that were forming on the visitor's sideline. Utilizing this slight advantage, (DE) Bob Holt blew past the Red Wolves offensive linemen like their feet were stuck in quicksand (...quick cheese...) like on this play where he made a sack
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921931&pbp_id=1093339
On the day (DE) Bob Holt had 7 tackles, 4 tackles for loss, 2 sacks, 2 hurries and 2 reverse pancakes and one hell of a tummy ache from all of the nachos that he and his teammates gorged themselves with.

That's funny as hell.

However, I have to ask. What makes you think I have a disdain for teams using promotions?

 
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Originally posted by Medicated
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Another tight one. See ya in the tourney final on the 1st.


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Cheers bro to another great write up/recap.
 
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