Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 7:11 | DEATH VALLEY | TD | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Hurdle)] [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | Spaghetti | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 95 | 33 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 41.5 | 7.5 |
| Rushes | 20 | 4 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.1 | 1.9 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 53.5 | 25.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 4/4 | 1/2 |
| Yards/Pass | 13.4 | 12.8 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 12:59 | 2:01 |
| Passing |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB DVS Caitlyn |
11 | 4 | 4 | 53.5 | 100 | 13.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
4 | 1 | 2 | 25.5 | 50 | 12.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Warzen Schwein |
8 | 7 | 23 | 3.3 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi |
5 | 5 | 7.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Quicksilver Duhalski |
7 | 4 | 8.5 | 2.1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB DVS Caitlyn |
11 | 2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
13 | 2 | 4.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Shrek |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Niko Augustine |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Wei Shi Lindon |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
2 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
3 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Not Another Casual Dot |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE MM Thrall |
12 | 1 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Rocky Jaramillo |
4 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Niko Augustine |
4 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Wei Shi Lindon |
4 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sinclair RocKford RocKersoN |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Larry Fitzgerald |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Otto Double IPA DuHalSki |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Archer Stokes JaXX |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR DVS Night Stalker |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DVS Kai'Sa |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
3 | 1 | 1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 27.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Eddie Dane |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Slow train |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Allan Goode |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE BH ... BTE |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Keanu Key |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni Gasparo |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| DEATH VALLEY | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Retired Player |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 66 | 66 |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting |
| DEATH VALLEY | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Retired Player |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| Kick/Punt Return |
| DEATH VALLEY | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Otto Double IPA DuHalSki |
8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C DVS Tiny |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sinclair RocKford RocKersoN |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Retired Player |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G DVS Lifestealer |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G DVS Chaos Knight |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT DVS Pudge |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT DVS Tidehunter |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Ten Bears |
3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Matrim Cauthon © |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| DEATH VALLEY | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Retired Player |
3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Phobos I |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS DVS Akali |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Clyde Dubois |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dixon Slaughter |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB John Entwistle |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS DVS Miss Fortune |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Deimos I |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rashad Stephens |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Luis Kinsey |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Venom Sledge DuHaLsKi |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Old Rag Blues |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB DVS Broodmother |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Chief Dan George |
15 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Pictures of Matchstick Men |
11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Nick Knockerman |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Dean Ambrose |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Hulk Hogan |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Great Khali |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS English Bob |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Urine Trouble |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Flip Noble |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Taz Devil |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ethan Darius |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hand Banana |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS DVS Akali |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|





