Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 70 yd, fielded by Bumblebee * (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Optimus Prime pitch to Quintrevion Wisner to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | False start penalty committed by Hot Spot | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 19 | Eternatus * rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 16 | Optimus Prime bad pass to Carl Brutananadilewski up the right side [deflected by Van Halen] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:53 | 4th & 15 | OWN 16 | Punt by Moonracer ., 56 yd, fielded by The Doors (8.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Wile E Coyote] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:45 | ||||
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Razorclaw .] (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Soundwave .] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Scourge .] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 47 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ramjet .] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 47.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Onslaught .] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 51.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 11:43 | ||||
| 11:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Optimus Prime rush[forced fumble: Ram Jam], fumbled , recovered by Defensor . (0 yd return) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 16 | Eternatus * rush [missed diving tackle: Dire Straits (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Optimus Prime screen pass to Quintrevion Wisner to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Moonracer ., 55 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Wile E Coyote] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 9:33 | ||||
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | FitzChivalry Farseer rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joaquin Monk] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Shockwave .] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Brian May (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Skywarp . (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Galvatron .] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 31.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Sixshot . (Power Through)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Soundwave .] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sixshot .] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side intercepted by Octane . (2 yd return) [diving tackle: Caravan Palace] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 6:35 | ||||
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Eternatus * pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 6:10 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 13 | Optimus Prime pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito [missed tackle: Rage Against the Machine] [missed diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] to the right (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Optimus Prime pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito to the left (no gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Optimus Prime screen pass to Quintrevion Wisner to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Optimus Prime pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito [missed diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad (Hurdle)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Optimus Prime screen pass to Chromedome * to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] [missed tackle: Grand Funk Railroad (Power Through)] (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 39 | Pio Esposito Esposito rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Optimus Prime pass to God up the right side [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Sandstorm * up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Ram Jam] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 26 | Pio Esposito Esposito rush [missed tackle: The Rolling Stones (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Night Eyes] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Optimus Prime sacked by Van Halen (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 24 | Optimus Prime pass to God up the right side intercepted by Led Zeppelin, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Octane .] | Replay |