Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Chromia ., 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shockwave .] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace up the right side intercepted by Shockwave . (-1 yd return) [tackle: Caravan Palace] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 13:31 | ||||
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Optimus Prime pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Eternatus * rush [missed diving tackle: Ram Jam (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 49.5 | Pio Esposito Esposito rush [missed tackle: Ram Jam] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Windcharger * over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Optimus Prime pitch to Quintrevion Wisner to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 31.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Windcharger *, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by The Allman Brothers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:40 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 31.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Cliffjumper * over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Optimus Prime pass to Chromedome * up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 18 | Optimus Prime pass to God up the right side, caught [TD] (18 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:52 | Extra point attempted by Chromia ., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 9:52 | ||||
| 9:52 | Kickoff by Chromia ., 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Onslaught .] | Replay | ||
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Skywarp .] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Headstrong .] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 37.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wildrider .] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side [deflected by Soundwave .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 50 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Devastator . (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roger Taylor] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle intercepted by Starscream . (0 yd return) [tackle: Fleetwood Mac] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 7:32 | ||||
| 7:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Optimus Prime pass to Sandstorm * up the right side [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Optimus Prime pass to God over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Optimus Prime pass to Cliffjumper * over the middle, caught (53 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Pio Esposito Esposito rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8 | Optimus Prime pass to Chromedome * up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:57 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 8 | Optimus Prime sacked by The Allman Brothers (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:24 | 4th & 10 | OPP 11 | 28 yd field goal attempted by Chromia ., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:20 | ||||
| 5:20 | Kickoff by Chromia ., 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Joaquin Monk] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Skywarp .] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 29 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Menasor .] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Onslaught .] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Soundwave .] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Octane .] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 35 | Iron Maiden rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 3rd & inches | OPP 33 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Joaquin Monk (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roger Taylor] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Soundwave .] [missed diving tackle: Triggerhappy .] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Shockwave .] | Replay |