Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ramjet .] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 7.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 6.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 13:52 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 13:52 | ||||
| 13:52 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 69 yd, fielded by Bumblebee * (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Optimus Prime pitch to Quintrevion Wisner to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 23 | Eternatus * rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 26.5 | Optimus Prime sacked by Van Halen (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:03 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 21 | Punt by Moonracer ., 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Wile E Coyote] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 11:55 | ||||
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Sixshot .] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Galvatron .] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 19.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Soundwave . (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 21 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Wildrider .] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 4th & inches | OWN 27 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Scourge .] to the right (no gain) [tackle: Triggerhappy .] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wildrider .] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Triggerhappy .] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Triggerhappy .] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 40.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Megatron .] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 42.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Freddie Mercury, up the right side [deflected by Shockwave .] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 7:08 | ||||
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Optimus Prime sacked by Van Halen (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:30 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 6 | Optimus Prime pass to God up the right side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Optimus Prime pitch to Pio Esposito Esposito to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 35 | Optimus Prime pass to God up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Daft Punk [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 35 | Optimus Prime pass to Cliffjumper * over the middle [deflected by The Allman Brothers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:23 | 4th & 9 | OWN 35 | Punt by Moonracer ., 59 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed diving tackle: Wile E Coyote] (22 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Headstrong .] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:14 | ||||
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Starscream .] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden[forced fumble: Galvatron .], fumbled , recovered by MM Kiss (0 yd return) [tackle: Menasor .] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Starscream .] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Scourge . (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Starscream .] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 48 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (18 yd gain) [tackle: Soundwave .] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Bonecrusher ., up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Shockwave . [deflected by Shockwave .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Razorclaw . [deflected by Razorclaw .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:07 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Scourge .] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 9 | OPP 32.5 | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 1:56 | ||||
| 1:56 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 74 yd, fielded by Bumblebee * (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Windcharger * up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Dire Straits [deflected by Dire Straits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Windcharger * over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Night Eyes [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Optimus Prime pass to Chromedome * up the right side intercepted by Led Zeppelin (0 yd return) [tackle: Chromedome *] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:39 | ||||
| 1:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle over the middle [deflected by Triggerhappy .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:35 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side intercepted by Octane . (17 yd return) [tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 1:27 | ||||
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Optimus Prime sacked by Van Halen (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 25 | Optimus Prime pass to Chromedome *, hurried by The Allman Brothers, up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 25 | Optimus Prime sacked by Pink Floyd (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 4th & 18 | OWN 21 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:37 | 4th & 18 | OWN 21 | Punt by Moonracer ., 48 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Scourge . [deflected by Scourge .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Razorclaw .] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Headstrong . [deflected by Headstrong .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 4th & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 53 yd, fielded by Bumblebee * (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| Snoqualmie Wildcats 0:10 | ||||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Optimus Prime pass to Windcharger * over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |