Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 33.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side intercepted by Willie Tacklem [TD] (36 yd return) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:52 | ||||
| 14:52 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:52 | ||||
| 14:52 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 71 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [missed tackle: Licinius Mucianus] [TD] (101.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 14:40 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:40 | ||||
| 14:40 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 68 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (18 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 14:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins over the middle intercepted by Kareem Scott (7 yd return) [tackle: DB VI] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 14:06 | ||||
| 14:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nymphidius Sabinus] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 29.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Avidius Cassius] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 21.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Eli Gil over the middle [deflected by Licinius Mucianus] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 3rd & G | OPP 7.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught [TD] (7.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 74 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Luke Roadgrader over the middle intercepted by Kareem Scott (-1 yd return) [tackle: Luke Roadgrader] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 49 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Brett Maxwell] [missed tackle: KPs HH Stoner (Power Through)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 33 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Yuki Tsukumo] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Last Man Standing] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:08 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:08 | ||||
| 6:08 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 73 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded [missed tackle: Donnell Minton] (26.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 25 | KoB's John Brodie pass to 4 Hands Brewery up the right side, caught [TD] (75 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:27 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 5:27 | ||||
| 5:27 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 71 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20 yd return) [tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay | ||
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Herb Lincoln] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 17 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Yuki Tsukumo (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Dominique O'connor over the middle [deflected by Last Man Standing] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:10 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by Painted One, 61 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (20 yd return) [tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Luke Roadgrader over the middle [deflected by Kareem Scott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 42 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Little Moonlight, hurried by Sergeant Steelwill, up the right side intercepted by Dane Duke (0 yd return) [tackle: Little Moonlight] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jamar Pate] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 39 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Herb Lincoln] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 37.5 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adolfo Simms] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 9 | OWN 41 | Punt by Painted One, 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush [missed tackle: Hunter Holley] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 17 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to DB VI, hurried by General Graardor, up the left side intercepted by Dane Duke (0 yd return) [tackle: KPs Catching Stoner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 1:26 | ||||
| 1:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Beefy Burns up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Fritz the Glassblower up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adolfo Simms] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:09 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:09 | ||||
| 1:09 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 77 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Tyler Tompkins (Spin)] [missed tackle: Hunter Holley (Power Through)] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kareem Scott] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Tyler Tompkins [deflected by Tyler Tompkins] (incomplete) | Replay |