Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 74 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the left side intercepted by KoB's Jimmy Johnson (35 yd return) [TD] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:08 | ||||
| 14:08 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:08 | ||||
| 14:08 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 74 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Licinius Mucianus] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by The Blood Moon, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dane Duke [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 4th & inches | OPP 36 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush [missed tackle: General Graardor (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Buster Bush] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Kareem Scott (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Dane Duke (Power Through)] (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 10.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight over the middle [deflected by Buster Bush] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:34 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 10.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI up the left side intercepted by Fredrick Farr, -1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (20.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb over the middle [deflected by KoB's Ken Riley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:04 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 4th & inches | OPP 49.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Brett Maxwell] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 39.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nymphidius Sabinus] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Og the Ogre rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle [deflected by Kps HardHitting Stoner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 4th & 4 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 65 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay | ||
| 2:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Bronco Nagurski to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 33 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins up the right side [deflected by Kareem Scott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 4th & 5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by K Punting NY, 47 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [missed tackle: Licinius Mucianus] (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush[forced fumble: Curtis Crusherman], fumbled , recovered by Minimus the Gladiator (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |