Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 74 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the left side intercepted by KoB's Jimmy Johnson (35 yd return) [TD] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:08 | ||||
| 14:08 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:08 | ||||
| 14:08 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 74 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Licinius Mucianus] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by The Blood Moon, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dane Duke [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 4th & inches | OPP 36 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush [missed tackle: General Graardor (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Buster Bush] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Kareem Scott (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Dane Duke (Power Through)] (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 10.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight over the middle [deflected by Buster Bush] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:34 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 10.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI up the left side intercepted by Fredrick Farr, -1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (20.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb over the middle [deflected by KoB's Ken Riley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:04 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 4th & inches | OPP 49.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Brett Maxwell] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 39.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nymphidius Sabinus] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Og the Ogre rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle [deflected by Kps HardHitting Stoner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 4th & 4 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 65 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay | ||
| 2:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Bronco Nagurski to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 33 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins up the right side [deflected by Kareem Scott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 4th & 5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by K Punting NY, 47 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [missed tackle: Licinius Mucianus] (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush[forced fumble: Curtis Crusherman], fumbled , recovered by Minimus the Gladiator (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 33.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side intercepted by Willie Tacklem [TD] (36 yd return) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:52 | ||||
| 14:52 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:52 | ||||
| 14:52 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 71 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [missed tackle: Licinius Mucianus] [TD] (101.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 14:40 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:40 | ||||
| 14:40 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 68 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (18 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 14:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins over the middle intercepted by Kareem Scott (7 yd return) [tackle: DB VI] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 14:06 | ||||
| 14:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nymphidius Sabinus] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 29.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Avidius Cassius] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 21.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Eli Gil over the middle [deflected by Licinius Mucianus] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 3rd & G | OPP 7.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught [TD] (7.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 74 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Luke Roadgrader over the middle intercepted by Kareem Scott (-1 yd return) [tackle: Luke Roadgrader] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 49 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Brett Maxwell] [missed tackle: KPs HH Stoner (Power Through)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 33 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Yuki Tsukumo] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Last Man Standing] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:08 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:08 | ||||
| 6:08 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 73 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded [missed tackle: Donnell Minton] (26.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 25 | KoB's John Brodie pass to 4 Hands Brewery up the right side, caught [TD] (75 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:27 | Extra point attempted by Jeff Jaeger, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 5:27 | ||||
| 5:27 | Kickoff by Jeff Jaeger, 71 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20 yd return) [tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay | ||
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Herb Lincoln] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 17 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Yuki Tsukumo (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Dominique O'connor over the middle [deflected by Last Man Standing] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:10 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by Painted One, 61 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (20 yd return) [tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Luke Roadgrader over the middle [deflected by Kareem Scott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 42 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Little Moonlight, hurried by Sergeant Steelwill, up the right side intercepted by Dane Duke (0 yd return) [tackle: Little Moonlight] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jamar Pate] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 39 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Herb Lincoln] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 37.5 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adolfo Simms] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 9 | OWN 41 | Punt by Painted One, 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush [missed tackle: Hunter Holley] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 17 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to DB VI, hurried by General Graardor, up the left side intercepted by Dane Duke (0 yd return) [tackle: KPs Catching Stoner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 1:26 | ||||
| 1:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Beefy Burns up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Fritz the Glassblower up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adolfo Simms] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Beefy Burns rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:09 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:09 | ||||
| 1:09 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 77 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Tyler Tompkins (Spin)] [missed tackle: Hunter Holley (Power Through)] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kareem Scott] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Tyler Tompkins [deflected by Tyler Tompkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 76 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Bronco Nagurski to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Raphael Skinner] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Tompkins] | Replay |
| 14:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Oathbreaker M'als] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush [missed tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] [missed tackle: Michael Rankin] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle intercepted by Donnell Minton (0 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Stewart] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed diving tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slice Andice] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | The Wise Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 46 | The Mysterious Old Man rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Avidius Cassius (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Herb Lincoln] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 40.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 18 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 12.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Philly Simon (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maki Zenin] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Brett Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 3 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Philly Simon (Hurdle)] to the right (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:36 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 76 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to 4 Hands Brewery up the left side intercepted by Tyler Tompkins (-1 yd return) [tackle: 4 Hands Brewery] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 6:31 | ||||
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Landon Williamson] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 30 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the left side [deflected by Christian Jones Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:18 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 30 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 19.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Dominique O'connor up the right side [deflected by Last Man Standing] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 19.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side intercepted by Willie Tacklem (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Mayor Hobb] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 4:12 | ||||
| 4:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Oscar Brantley] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 15 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to Antonia Caenis to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (23.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 49 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Oathbreaker M'als [deflected by Oathbreaker M'als] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 49 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Oathbreaker M'als] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & 5 | OPP 47 | Punt by K Punting NY, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 14 | The Mysterious Old Man screen pass to Gary Ali to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 18.5 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Kps HardHitting Stoner] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Dick Blevins (Hurdle)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brett Maxwell] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 30 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Philly Simon (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brett Maxwell] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Christian Jones Rafiki [deflected by Christian Jones Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Og the Ogre rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Yuki Tsukumo] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 34.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the left side [deflected by KoB's Jimmy Johnson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:14 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Painted One, 44 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Joey Wells] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to 4 Hands Brewery up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle [deflected by Magneto Maximoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 31 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle [deflected by Magneto Maximoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:51 | 4th & 10 | OWN 31 | Punt by K Punting NY, 46 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [missed diving tackle: Flor Blanca] (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Last Man Standing] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 11:44 | ||||
| 11:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 35 | The Wise Old Man screen pass to Beefy Burns to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 35 | The Wise Old Man screen pass to Og the Ogre to the left side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 14 | OWN 31 | Punt by Painted One, 53 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded (11 yd return) [tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle intercepted by Kareem Scott (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Antonia Caenis] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Yuki Tsukumo] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 39.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 36.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 27 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 25 | The Wise Old Man pass to Fritz the Glassblower up the left side [deflected by Dylan Martinez] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:33 | 4th & 6 | OPP 25 | 42 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 7:29 | ||||
| 7:29 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 69 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded [missed tackle: The Blood Moon] (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Miguel Molina] | Replay | ||
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Luke Roadgrader over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by One Above All] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Little Moonlight up the left side [deflected by Fredrick Farr] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:34 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's Bronco Nagurski rush to the left (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit diving tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 6:31 | ||||
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson (Power Through)] to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Nymphidius Sabinus] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 25.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Jamar Pate (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Philly Simon (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 19.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ken Riley] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brett Maxwell] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 8 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Jamar Pate (Hurdle)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 4.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:42 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:42 | ||||
| 2:42 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 77 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle [deflected by Magneto Maximoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight over the middle [deflected by Tyler Tompkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis up the right side intercepted by One Above All (0 yd return) [tackle: Antonia Caenis] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 2:23 | ||||
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed tackle: KoB's Jimmy Johnson] [TD] to the right (30.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:14 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 2:14 | ||||
| 2:14 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 76 yd, fielded by Highly Regarded, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KPs Catching Stoner up the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Antonia Caenis over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KPs Catching Stoner, hurried by General Graardor, up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Tompkins] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 38.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to DB VI over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Hunter Holley [deflected by Hunter Holley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 38.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Bootsy Collins, hurried by Kurt Bauer, up the right side intercepted by Kareem Scott (2 yd return) [diving tackle: KoB's Bootsy Collins] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 0:31 | ||||
| 0:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Landon Williamson (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Slice Andice (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 3.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 3.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dick Blevins] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 6.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 6.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Eli Gil up the left side, caught [TD] (93.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:13 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Offensive Timeout Called: Philadelphia Jawns | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Little Moonlight up the right side [deflected by Buster Bush] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |