Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Yokohama Yaks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Burke St. Pizza (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: War of the Ring (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 13:27 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 47.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Lady Majeure over the middle [deflected by Texas Nimmons] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 47.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gemma 5E] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Stars and Garters to the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle [deflected by Polythene Pam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 11:29 | ||||
| 11:29 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 69 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 11:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 21.5 | HIDALGO VII rush [missed tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan up the left side [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:08 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 50 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 10:01 | ||||
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Burke St. Pizza] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Trypticon Titan (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Executive Membership (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Social Distancing (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brunson Elementary] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 32.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 4th & 2 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 57 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 8:06 | ||||
| 8:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 15 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Eric Whitaker up the left side [deflected by Bobbi St. Simone] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 15 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Yurewurst Nightmare sacked by Ned Impossible (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 22 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Eric Whitaker up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 31 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 29 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 44 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (10 yd return) [tackle: Downtown Elementary] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 5:23 | ||||
| 5:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Steve French rush to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Downtown Elementary] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot up the left side intercepted by Santa Cliff (0 yd return) [tackle: Ghost Robot] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 3:32 | ||||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma up the right side [deflected by Watch and Ward] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 41 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 4th & inches | OWN 44 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Fleet a Foot up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 32 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The 4th Street Gang | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait over the middle [deflected by Baron Werner Underbheit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side intercepted by Russian Guyovitch (0 yd return) [tackle: Lion in wait] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 8.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: West End Cafe (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grace Court] | Replay |