Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The 4th Street Gang 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 64 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Nikki Fictel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bobbi St. Simone [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 49 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | Weapons Free pass to Two-Ton Twenty-One over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 14 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Black Betty [deflected by Black Betty] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 14 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Schaefer Ravan] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Illidan Stormrage] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Hanes Park [deflected by Hanes Park] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 4th & 2 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 37 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (fair catch) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 11:01 | ||||
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 36 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 41 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to HIDALGO VII to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Fleet a Foot up the right side, caught (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (1.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:12 | Extra point attempted by One arm Steve, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 7:12 | ||||
| 7:12 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: War of the Ring (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Illidan Stormrage] | Replay |
| 6:46 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Grace Court (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Weapons Free pass to Warriana, the Amazon over the middle [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hanes Park] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Metroplex Titan] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle [deflected by Santa Cliff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook up the left side, caught, knocked loose by War of the Ring [deflected by War of the Ring] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club up the right side, caught (32.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polythene Pam] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Riley Jefferson to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 11 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Scorponok Titan (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Social Distancing] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:19 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The 4th Street Gang 2:19 | ||||
| 2:19 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 74 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (14 yd return) [tackle: Meriadoc Brandybuck] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Texas Nimmons] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Texas Nimmons] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Burke St. Pizza (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: War of the Ring (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 13:27 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 47.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Lady Majeure over the middle [deflected by Texas Nimmons] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 47.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gemma 5E] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Stars and Garters to the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle [deflected by Polythene Pam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 11:29 | ||||
| 11:29 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 69 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 11:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 21.5 | HIDALGO VII rush [missed tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan up the left side [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:08 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 50 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 10:01 | ||||
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Burke St. Pizza] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Trypticon Titan (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Executive Membership (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Social Distancing (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brunson Elementary] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 32.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 4th & 2 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 57 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 8:06 | ||||
| 8:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 15 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Eric Whitaker up the left side [deflected by Bobbi St. Simone] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 15 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Yurewurst Nightmare sacked by Ned Impossible (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 22 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Eric Whitaker up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 31 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 29 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 44 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (10 yd return) [tackle: Downtown Elementary] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 5:23 | ||||
| 5:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Steve French rush to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Downtown Elementary] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot up the left side intercepted by Santa Cliff (0 yd return) [tackle: Ghost Robot] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 3:32 | ||||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma up the right side [deflected by Watch and Ward] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 41 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 4th & inches | OWN 44 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Fleet a Foot up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 32 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The 4th Street Gang | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait over the middle [deflected by Baron Werner Underbheit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side intercepted by Russian Guyovitch (0 yd return) [tackle: Lion in wait] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 8.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: West End Cafe (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grace Court] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 72 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Peregrin Took] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Schaefer Ravan] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Texas Nimmons] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Social Distancing] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Brunson Elementary (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Labor Day Bonanza (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Polythene Pam] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 46.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Executive Membership [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:07 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Scorponok Titan] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Weapons Free pass to Swifty, the Boxer up the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 49.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Ahoda Fun Club to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 33 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 18 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to HIDALGO VII to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 19.5 | HIDALGO VII rush [missed diving tackle: Watch and Ward (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 25.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Casey Jones up the right side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Casey Jones] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Weapons Free pass to The Fallen Archer over the middle [deflected by Santa Cliff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brunson Elementary] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | Weapons Free pass to Molotov Cocktease over the middle, caught, knocked loose by War of the Ring [deflected by War of the Ring] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:36 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 6:32 | ||||
| 6:32 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Casey Jones up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Kenny Cover 2] [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (Power Through)] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | False start penalty committed by Li Mu | Replay |
| 4:43 | 1st & 15 | OWN 43 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Fleet a Foot up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Here be Herbie up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 22 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & inches | OPP 21 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to HIDALGO VII to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 7 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jabba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to HIDALGO VII [TD] to the left (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:57 | Extra point attempted by One arm Steve, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Trypticon Titan (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Labor Day Bonanza (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Hanes Park] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 29 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Santa Cliff (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Hanes Park] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 44.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Labor Day Bonanza (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Humble Bee (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 13:25 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 41 | Weapons Free pass to The Outrider up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Steve French rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hanes Park] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 32.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Gemma 5E] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Grace Court (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 16 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Brunson Elementary] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 14.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Humble Bee] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 4th & inches | OPP 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Metroplex Titan] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Hanes Park] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Grace Court (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch pass to Force Majeure up the right side [deflected by Brunson Elementary] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:42 | 4th & G | OPP 1.5 | 18.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 76 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV, hurried by Jabba the Hutt, to the left side, caught (76 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | HIDALGO VII rush [missed diving tackle: NT - 3] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 4th & G | OPP 2 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 5:09 | Extra point attempted by One arm Steve, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 5:09 | ||||
| 5:09 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 64 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Peregrin Took] | Replay | ||
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Steve French rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Humble Bee] | Replay |
| 4:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 21 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Steve French to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 27 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Texas Nimmons [deflected by Texas Nimmons] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:58 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 27 | Weapons Free pass to Molotov Cocktease, hurried by Rhino Overalls, up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Executive Membership [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 2:54 | ||||
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 22 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Nikki Fictel] (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 19 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 1 | OPP 18 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 1 | OPP 18 | HIDALGO VII rush [missed tackle: Action Johnny (Power Through)] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 8.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Eric Whitaker up the left side [deflected by Nikki Fictel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 4th & 8 | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by One arm Steve, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:53 | ||||
| 0:53 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 69 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (14 yd return) [tackle: Meriadoc Brandybuck] | Replay | ||
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick up the left side, caught, knocked loose by War of the Ring [deflected by War of the Ring] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson, hurried by Trypticon Titan, over the middle [deflected by Labor Day Bonanza] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick up the left side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |