Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The 4th Street Gang 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 64 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Blunt Force Trauma up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | HIDALGO VII rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Nikki Fictel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Lion in wait up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bobbi St. Simone [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 49 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | Weapons Free pass to Two-Ton Twenty-One over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 14 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Black Betty [deflected by Black Betty] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 14 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Schaefer Ravan] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Illidan Stormrage] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Hanes Park [deflected by Hanes Park] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 4th & 2 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 37 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (fair catch) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 11:01 | ||||
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 36 | HIDALGO VII rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 41 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to HIDALGO VII to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Fleet a Foot up the right side, caught (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (1.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:12 | Extra point attempted by One arm Steve, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 7:12 | ||||
| 7:12 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: War of the Ring (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Illidan Stormrage] | Replay |
| 6:46 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Grace Court (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Executive Membership] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Weapons Free pass to Warriana, the Amazon over the middle [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hanes Park] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Metroplex Titan] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ghost Robot over the middle [deflected by Santa Cliff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook up the left side, caught, knocked loose by War of the Ring [deflected by War of the Ring] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club up the right side, caught (32.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polythene Pam] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Riley Jefferson to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 11 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Scorponok Titan (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Social Distancing] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:19 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The 4th Street Gang 2:19 | ||||
| 2:19 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 74 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (14 yd return) [tackle: Meriadoc Brandybuck] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Texas Nimmons] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Texas Nimmons] | Replay |