Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Yokohama Yaks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by No Slices, 67 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: The Hamburglar] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the left side [deflected by They Don't Know Me Son] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters up the left side intercepted by Pat Surtain Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Stars and Garters] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 14:49 | ||||
| 14:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Bottle of Lightning over the middle [deflected by Dexter Coakley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Gym Rat, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by No Slices, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 13:38 | ||||
| 13:38 | Kickoff by No Slices, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Ultimate Dotter (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jed McKnight] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught [TD] (77.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 79 yd, fielded by Take It Back, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham [missed diving tackle: Watch and Ward (Power Through)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle [deflected by The Pirate Captain] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Punt Er, 56 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 11:48 | ||||
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 21.5 | Steve French rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Von Miller] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Stars and Garters to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Aaron Ross] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 58 yd, fielded by Take It Back (7 yd return) [tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 10:00 | ||||
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Timmy Tebow sacked by Ned Impossible (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 27 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 40 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Guard Dunham rush [missed diving tackle: NT - 3 (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41 | Timmy Tebow pass to Bottle of Lightning over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 26 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Jabba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25.5 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 24 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | False start penalty committed by Hot dog! Treister's a Hulk! | Replay |
| 2:58 | 1st & 15 | OWN 19 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jed McKnight] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 20 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 31.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Jed McKnight], fumbled , recovered by Hot dog! Treister's a Hulk! (1 yd return) [tackle: Ultimate Dotter] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Jed McKnight (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Steaming Down Your Lane] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Speed Kills But Strength Crushes] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 37.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Night Dick over the middle [deflected by T Sizzle] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 4th & 7 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 44 yd, fielded by Take It Back (30 yd return) [tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Guard Dunham up the right side [deflected by Action Johnny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle [deflected by Watch and Ward] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |